love peace & hairgrease

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[dongcroncher]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mens-rights-activia]

[thoughtportal]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[passcety-deactivated20170720]

[radiumdesu]

Low fat yo

[s0ckiess]

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

[gamecubist]

fat free yort

[tealfruit]

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

[10kbeez]

weigh waters ened

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jazz-e-clectic]

IT GOT BETTER

[dailytwitterhumor]

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[fuselii]

legends 

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

[melonmemes]

[drankinwatahmelin]

lie to HIS face

[flatbootyjudy]

Play with HIS feelings

[bimbocracy]

Neglect HIM emotionally

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[prokopetz]

You can discover the weirdest things digging into your family history.

For example:

Apparently, I have a great-great-uncle who was cursed by a witch after stiffing her on the repayment of one-dollar loan. (Why he borrowed a dollar from a witch in the first place is not recorded.)

I also have a great-grandfather, a beekeeper by profession, who’s alleged to have spontaneously combusted one day while tending his bees.

As far as I can tell, these events are completely unrelated - the two men are on different branches of the family tree, and never met - but I can’t help but imagine that somewhere out there, there’s a witch with unbelievably bad aim.