[veliseraptor]

[anduinsholydick]

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

[airbenders-deactivated20141222]

[war flashbacks]

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[cervidaeze-archive-deactivated2]

It’s either this or gross fetishization.

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[dashaibo]

But biphobia doesn’t exist, amirite?

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

[classypotatoe]

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

[not-draven--draaaven-deactivate]

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[wittstheword]

that is for trig… not calc…

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[finnsbackpack]

heated discourse in the math fandom

[loremerchant]

[jackbauerdamnit]

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!

americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

[busiest]

“go suck a dick” is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

[nea-m]

You’re clearly a guy

[busiest]

I’m clearly gay

[horrorsoflife]

[beingsecular]

Just because you don’t know how it works doesn’t mean your deity did it or your anti-deity did it.

[teacupsandsweetstuff-deactivate]

[flygoing]

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

[devildoll]

this never changes no matter how old you are

[p1013]

#one time I literally broke my leg

[squidfuckr]

Tumblr be like “we love bi people! As long as they don’t talk about being bi and remain in a same sex relationship, otherwise they’re basically straight and we don’t care about them :) but also they’re not allowed in LGBT spaces because those are reserved for L and G"

[tasarienthewardenofcydonia]

[best-of-memes]

[pr1nceshawn]

What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.

[goddessof-war-blog]

THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

[lysanderblake]

Yep

[dvesti-deactivated20160319]

is that your professional medical opinion

[whynotbothco]

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!

[coffeemages]

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

[queencitysavior-blog]

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.