Salty AF

College student with a love for cheese balls

[venetiasfantasyworld]

“𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏.”

[gahdamnpunk]

🗣️🗣️ Louder for the people in the back!!!

[maveragical]

He said

“fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fFT-FFT-FT.”

[gay-thoughts-blog]

PERIODT!!!!

[monsieurrobot]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[veterinaryshitposting]

Just for fun, what's the most chaotic dog breed mix you can think of? Like just the most inadvisable puppy possible

off the top of my head? bulldog/vizla is equally as bad as mastiff/German Shepherd. im cringing just thinking of those breeds alone, never mind crosses

the ultimate chaotic mix has to have something neurotic, something brachycephalic and a power breed. holy shit. ive created a monster

[veterinaryshitposting]

okay there are A LOT of replies in the notes (which makes me very happy <3) but i cant get to them all

one thing i can do is show you the best absolute best cross ive found

behold, the goodest of good boys, he is

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

This is the real admissions scandal.

[kimreesesdaughter]

WITH NO GUARANTEE OF BEING ADMITTED.

[lorelaigilmoure]

#baby yoda + frogs

[ruinedchildhood]

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[parviocula]

Meyye! Tahrodiis aanne! Him hinde pah liiv! Zu'u hin daan!

[bread-atronach]

Last night we were talking about Bethesda games with my sister and I told her that I will buy TES6 no matter what and she just said “Okay so you are Todd Howard’s little bitch?” and I can’t believe she murdered her brother like that

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[toastbutteregg]

[seriousfic]

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

[mspainttaz]

did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions

[kuzumurph]

I hate that I KNEW what you did before I even looked at it

[spacebrost]