The Offical Jackson guitars

(I'm not actually Jackson) (mod is minor) (use whatever pronouns you like I'm a guitar company)

[jackson-guitars-offical]

(the actual Jackson)

(also the actual Jackson(maybe))

(also the actual Jackson²)

The name is pretty self explanatory

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

YOU 🫵

YEAH U, READING THIS.

YOUR STINKY

[spotify-offical]

thank you for letting me know. i will reach out again in 2-3 business days with an update.

**you're

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

OH SHUT UPP, GRAMAR IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

[spotify-offical]

*grammar

[jackson-guitars-offical]

*grandma

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[jackson-guitars-offical]

is that an ibanez? disgusting

[ibanez-guitars-offical]

shut yo flippin' mouth, jackson boy.

[jackson-guitars-offical]

my cheapest full scale bass is has better specs and is cheaper than your cheapest partial size

and my guitars are just cooler

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[jackson-guitars-offical]

is that an ibanez? disgusting

[memories]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone deserves the right to free healthcare and @the-toastr-rat absolutely crushes #mother mother.

[jackson-guitars-offical]

blasphemy

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[drudg30n]

i really want something to happen

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[totally-cis-offical]

Wait wtf

[no-one-offical]

‎

[memories]

#charlie kirk and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by theboredvoid-deactivated20260102

[the-toastr-rat]

ohhhh god i found my old poetry book from when i was 11 </3

[jackson-guitars-offical]

spill please

[the-toastr-rat]

"must've been the wind"

WRONG

THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING

[the-toastr-rat]

@jackson-guitars-offical

WHERE ARE YOU TWIN

COME BACK

I MISS YOU

[jackson-guitars-offical]

i lowk forgor abt this account i haven't posted on here much

[jackson-guitars-offical]

damn no one on the blr rn

[snipemeout]

IM ON THE BLR!!!! ME!!!! ME!!!!!!

[jackson-guitars-offical]

YAEY

[jackson-guitars-offical]

damn no one on the blr rn

[ratbastard69420]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

[jackson-guitars-offical]

charvel is jackson for rich gay people cus those thangs expensive as fuuuuuuuck and i just think of zesty mfs when i think of it (yes i play a charvel)

[jackson-guitars-offical]

Lowk forgot Im in a polycule cus I don't post on this blog a lot