Jackson in Orbit

He/him pronouns. There's no consistency here so stop looking for it. maybe on YouTube soon!

[jackson-in-orbit]

Hey if anyone wants to find me elsewhere, here is a good place to start and end. I spend more time there anyway but I deeply cherish the mutual friends I've made here, would be a shame to lose y'all.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Idk what sonic.exe is but I just saw this on Twitter and this is wild

[quasi-normalcy]

This is legendary though. Like, faking your own death over a matter of $20; that’s the kind of thing that could make you a famous artist.

[robertreich]

If you’re wondering “Is it seriously Amazon Prime Day again?”, the answer is yes.

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[foxgirltail]

Even if the Mormon church suddenly became really chill with lgbt people of all stripes it would still be an absurdly racist cult profiting from US imperialism. Do not fall for their attempts to rebrand

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

When people are like Punk was ALWAYS leftist and cite Nazi Punks Fuck Off it's like. Well they had to write that cause there was Nazis. There was Nazis in the scene so they had to write the song

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ernestsewell]

I was actually just reading about this in Caste: The Origins of our Discontent. The author talks about how one’s body goes into stress or anxiety or defense mode when the person knows they’re being followed, watched, or otherwise scrutinized. She brought race into it. A Nigerian man, who was just a person in his country, was healthy as anything. He got to the U.S. and within a year, his doctor told him he was suddenly pre-diabetic and had high blood pressure. He never had those things in his country. He learned that being Black in the U.S. is a very different experience than being Black in a Black-centric country. The author elaborated more about those in poverty, women, and being a minority in general. Having that “fight or flight” triggered in the body, sometimes for hours or days or weeks at a time, degrades the body’s natural defenses, making them more vulnerable to disease.

[anarchistmemedistro]

being poor or a minority literally takes an average 10-15 years off of your life

[anarchistmemedistro]

caste: the origins of our discontent pdf

[perpetualmotionsickness]

i fucking love this genre of image. cup of water; no water; add creature.

[scutesketch]

YOUR ART ON TUMBLR IS BEING USED TO TRAIN AI!

The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!

[portlandalites]

《Made a visual guide of how to get there, because it's under a weird tab.

Go to your blog (you have to do this for each individual blog) and the visibility tab

It's this last option here

Hate this shit, but turn it off babey》

[basileater]

ive always been willing to die on the hill of cis women being able to beat cis men in sports so nobody will ever ever make me concerned about trans women in womens sports even if i was delusional enough to believe that was a comparable situation. do i think a cis woman could beat a trans woman in fucking pickleball or whatever? Buddy I think a cis woman could beat a cis male bodybuilder in sports. You will not get me

[domsdickey]

this feels too important (and correct!!) to leave in the notes

[catboybiologist]

Why Women Have Beaten Men in Marathon Swimming?

Research has shown that women, due to specific reasons, have regularly produced faster times than men in marathon swimming.

Women often outperform men in Olympic shooting. Is it time for open events?

The sport’s governing body says there is little difference in performance between genders. Should men and women compete head-to-head as indi

Men’s and Women’s Gymnastics: Exploring Differences in Olympic Events

Uncover the unique differences between men’s and women's gymnastics at the Olympics. Explore how these events contrast in style and rules.

Women outperform men in many sports, and in many instances, the men's versions of these sports are rewritten into completely different versions so that they can't be compared.

And if your reaction to this is "well women don't outperform men in skills that we typically find impressive" I would implore you to think about why things women tend to be better at than men are valued less by society.

If your reaction is "well that's cherrypicking examples, its such a small handful of formalized sports" I'd implore you to think of why so many popular sports are structured around the specific set of skills men are better at.

Because the answer starts with m and ends with isogyny.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

posted on blusky about events at family dinner tonight but realized the post isn't complete without the related image

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for those of yall wondering what dish this is about it's about the classic chinese cucumber and jellyfish salad:

(couldn't find a decent image with a good ratio, left has too much jellyfish, right has too much cucumber)

you mix it up with like sesame, spices, chili crisp and whatnot

[eeveeyn]

Reminds me of a post that lives rent free in my brain whenever the food’s too salty:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeah no my dad kicked the everloving hell out of the salt merchant

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[okthatsgreat]

saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

[okthatsgreat]

mannn. what ever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

posted on blusky about events at family dinner tonight but realized the post isn't complete without the related image

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for those of yall wondering what dish this is about it's about the classic chinese cucumber and jellyfish salad:

(couldn't find a decent image with a good ratio, left has too much jellyfish, right has too much cucumber)

you mix it up with like sesame, spices, chili crisp and whatnot

[eeveeyn]

Reminds me of a post that lives rent free in my brain whenever the food’s too salty:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeah no my dad kicked the everloving hell out of the salt merchant