Unimportant facts about Wade and Logan and the Poolverine household:
Wade is a q-tip connoisseur and loves shoving them in Logan's ears to get the wax out.
Logan does not fuck with getting his hair combed. By wade specifically.
Logan is excellent at lubing (lotioning) Wade up.
Wade does not wash the dishes until they're out of spoons, at which point, he washes a single spoon for himself and leaves the rest for Logan to do.
Wade rubs Logan's feet every. single. night.
Logan makes Wade take daily walks with him to get some fresh air.
Only Logan is allowed to cook chicken after The Incident.
Logan doesn't replace the toilet paper when he uses the last of it.
No one is sleeping over 7 hours a night, let's be honest.
Wade orchestrates a "fight night" once a month so they can stab each other to their little hearts' content. Logan is not aware of this and assumes Wade just has a penchant for getting him extra pissed off every so often.
Logan cries during movies, but contrary to popular belief, Wade does not. Wade cries over his favorite cereal being out of stock.
Wade is the superior kisser. Of not just lips, but other body parts too.
Logan makes a mean smoothie and Wade can poach an egg perfectly every time.
Wade sleeps on the left side of the bed for two reasons. One--because he needs to be closest to the door just in case. Two--because Logan sleeps on his left side which makes spooning optimal.
These fuckers can't leave the house without saying I love you. Not only to each other, but to Al and Mary Puppins too. It's become a thing.
Laura thinks Wade's a good sort-of-step-dad-ish person. He asks good questions and gives good advice.
Wade keeps buying Logan yellow and blue clothes on purpose and Logan honest to god has not noticed.
