TheGenuineClichè @jade-ion - Tumblr Blog

snazzycrown

Silly little animation because I thought of it and it was too funny to not

humanpeoplefanblog

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

beggars-opera

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

noldorinwa

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

janiedean

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL OF THESE RN

sapphicbump

Seems like quite a few people like pregnant Ragatha, huh? That’s good because I do, too

queer-as-city-folk

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

queer-as-city-folk

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

advanced-passenger-train

He did it in bloke daylight

queer-as-city-folk

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

chucktaylorupset

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke

lapt0pp

how to grow the fuck up

friendliness

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

eatingdisorderssuck01

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

mxdragonturtle

Ima need this eventually

ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space

same fam.

angelmavmurdock

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

the-haiku-bot

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yes-im-youtube-kids

will need this in future

littlebeanprotector

I might even need some of these now

daysleftofsecondterm

Helpful on 1,111 days left

infectiouspiss

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

writersisland

Amnesia Dialogue Prompts

“I'm so confused. I don't know what's happening, but you're the only one keeping calm. Please stay.”

“You seem… familiar. Were we close?” “That's one word for it.”

“I'm sorry, I just don't remember you.”

“Who were you to me?”

“I cared about you, didn't I?” “I'd like to think you did.”

“Not everyone who is nice to you has your best intentions at heart. Stick with me for a while, yeah?”

“They all act like they know me, but they're total strangers to me.”

“Do I act different now? I mean, is my personality still the same even without the memories?” “It's scary how similar yet different you are.”

“Are you sure I'll ever remember? Is all this effort worth it or should I just… try to make new memories?”

“Hey, hey! You! I remember you!” “I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't know each other.”

“Everyone says I should want to remember, but… Looking at the scars on my body, I'm not sure I want to.”

“I don't know who to trust.”

“Oh my god, baby. There you are, I was so scared waking up without you.” “I… I'm sorry, but we haven't been together in years. We broke up…”

“I want my old life back. It was a good life, I think.”

“I get to start over. How many people can say the same?”

transnest

I got mad at the phobes in the notes, so f*ck it, transgender super sourcestorm

Every major health organisation supports trans healthcare

Regret for minors is incredibly rare

Regret in general is incredibly rare

Social support (friends, family) for youth is incredibly important

Gender affirming care is safe

Gender affirming care (including social transition) saves lives

Trans people are 4x more likely to be victims of assault

Deal with it. Trans rights are human rights.

whatbigotspost

It's 2025. In the US, there are no abortion protections and we let women die in hospital parking lots who need them. Trad wife culture thriving. "Quiet Piggy" becomes appropriate commentary to female reporters. Women's participation in the workforce backsliding to 80's levels. Girls blamed for the "male loneliness epidemic." Female dominant fields in the dept of Ed being declassified as professional. Pregnant mothers taking Tylenol nonsensically blamed for autism rates. Bathroom laws policing who is woman enough to safely pee. GLP1s being crammed down our throats and thin ideal culture returning to early 00 norms. Tech companies making wearable tech to track your spouse's every move. Pink jobs blue jobs bullshit chatter. Sexual harassment complaints in the workplace surging but legal protections rolled back. Programs/funding/subsidies for low-income families (more likely to be headed by women) for food, healthcare, etc., slashed and burned.

But noooOoOOo there's no coordinated campaign of misogyny afoot.

daysleftofsecondterm

@clever-wordplay-blog-name is right and we’d all do well to remember that. This is about controlling people’s bodies at the end of the day. It won’t matter whose in the end.

1,132 days left.