Armin Erwin Armstrong

#TeamInstinct

[chiotancustoms]

Here is a batch of rather wholesome Fire Emblem memes using skill activation quotes

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[kingsmannetwork]

- J.B. As in James Bond? Jason Bourne? - Nah… Jack Bauer? 

[jadenzest]

Autocorrect

Eren: Hey Leviathan! I just got a new phone! Now we can text everyone in the Legion!

Levi: Wren...you spelled my name wrong.

Eren: What are you talking about? If anything, my name is wrong -ah, sorry Leviathan.

Levi: You did it again!

Petra: Guys? Please stop fighting.

Armin: Yeah, Petroleum is right!

Eren: Admin, stay outta this.

*long awkward silence follows*

Jean: My name is John.

Jean: DAMN AUTOCARROT

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[m86-deactivated20171116]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!

[legoisland]

??????

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[spoopyscarymulder-deactivated20]

IM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND.

[yuniras]

Okay Atlus

 pls explain how this guy:

is cannonically older (he’s 18) than this guy:

(he’s 16 and has a fashion sense you can only dream of)

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

[gentlemanbones]

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

[tin-king-deactivated20161024]

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

[skydragon007]

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

[aburritoofsadness]

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

[thegrimmgrimm]

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

[sketchlock]

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

[olivesmoothies-blog]

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

[kaity--did]

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

[fucknbosschickk]

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

[autumn-outboy]

Operation with a surgeon…

[newyorksjojo]

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

[yuri-on-my-heart]

yuuri: yeah i don’t remember anything from the banquet 

viktor:

[chawka]

[pleatedjeans]

[canislondon]

​WHAT THE HECK IS THE LAST ONE

[wolverinequeen]

Barry Wilmore has seen some shit

[jadenzest]

Dick: Tim, are you awake? Alfred says--oh geez! Why are you naked?!??

Tim: I have no clean clothes.

Dick: C'mon you're in the manor, let's see. *goes over the closet*

Dick: You have shirts, sweaters, hi Connor, jeans...

[mannakete]

tfw your enemy is attractive