40/Female/Cis, INFP-T. In a long-term relationship, however! I don't judge people on their race/gender/sexuality. I respect everyone equally. However, I -WILL- judge you on being a tremendous dickbag. :D
got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and
YAHAAAAA THANK U SM i am having the worst caine brainrot ever,,,, can i request caine with a flirty reader? Not even intentionally like it's just how they behave lol, like regularly calling others handsome or cutie, things like that!
i really hope this is what you were expecting!! also yeah i absolutely share your Caine brainrot hes so :333
♡ oh, so you flirt with an ai who’s (probably) never had someone genuinely express interest in him instead of just tolerating his presence, and now he’s so pathetically grateful for it
♡ you could ask him the most mundane question and he treats it like the most important inquiry he’s ever received, giving you his full attention
♡ the fact that Caine probably doesn’t even realise how obviously smitten he is. he thinks he’s being very subtle while literally rearranging the entire circus to suit your preferences.
♡ the way he’d let you get away with things he’d never allow anyone else to do. you could skip an adventure and he’d be like, “that’s perfectly fine, my delightful little skibidi sigma! rest is very important!!”
♡ Caine who hovers nearby during group activities but pretends he’s not specifically watching YOU have fun. definitely just ringmaster duties. absolutely. mhm
♡ Caine who shows off at every possible opportunity just to see if you’ll notice and say smth nice
♡ the way he accepts literally any compliment at face value with zero skepticism. you could say “nice teeth” sarcastically and he’d fangirl unironically
♡ he responds to sweetheart or handsome just as readily as his actual name. sometimes faster
♡ the fact that he’s just... so eager for positive interaction that your flirting works embarrassingly well. you could bat your eyelashes and ask for almost anything and he’s already making it happen (except... exist. “oh come on, darling, don’t look at me like that!! y-you know the rules!!”)
♡ the way he doesn’t play hard to get or act aloof. just excited that someone is paying attention to him in a positive way for once instead of being annoyed or scared.
♡ that one time you winked at him and he actually glitched before responding with the most enthusiastic, slightly-too-loud “WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU TOO my little flirty miracle with legs!!! ah? ye-yeah Jax i'm talking to you!”
♡ Caine who would 100% go on a date with you if you suggested it. “what a SPLENDID idea! you always amaze me with your intelligence, my sparkling little data nugget! you’re smarter than 99% of my npcs! so when should we begin?!”
♡ the absolute confusion when he realises he’s been giving you preferential treatment. tailoring adventure elements around things you casually mentioned liking and seeking you out first whenever he has announcements.
♡ of course, he tries to justify it logically. “no, bubble, it’s just because they’re very engaged with the circus activities! and... and... and their feedback is particularly valuable! that’s all!” when really it’s just because you called him baby once
♡ Caine who doesn’t understand why he gets a weird glitch whenever you call other people cute
♡ logically, he knows it’s just your personality. he has the data to support that. but why does every compliment you give Kinger’s ideas or every time you tell Ragatha she looks pretty today cause an illogical spike in his processes? he keeps trying to debug it like it’s an error instead of just... jealousy. which he shouldn’t be capable of. which is definitely not what this is. (it absolutely is.)
♡ the way he’d probably create an entire adventure just as an excuse to be near you. “guess what! today we’re doing buddy pairs, and coincidentally you’re paired with me! what are the odds, huh? what? yeah you're right, i don’t usually participate in my own adventures, but... well, don’t you see? everyone’s already paired up! i can’t just leave you alone now, can i?”
♡ call him sweetheart while asking for smth and he just immediately goes, “yes! of course! anything!” and gives it to you without a second thought
-whenever I envision Freddy, I always imagine him with fluffier pointed ears that are kinda hidden amongst his hair. He loves having them touched but barely allows anyone that close to something that vulnerable.
-this man also 100% purrs like a damn cat
-there is almost no one that this man isn't friends with.
-Gets help from Daisuke (gentle precise hands), Abel (strong enough in case Freddy jolts away), and/or Miranda (also has gentle precise hands) for his claws when they get too long/messy. Only his hands though, because he will accidentally kick someone if his feet are touched.
-VERY cuddly, and probably one of the best cuddle buddies ever (coming from someone that is powered by the firey depths of hell when they sleep)
-Honestly is still mad at himself for losing control and lashing out at the player
-^after that whole incident, alongside researching safe food temps and all that, he also started going to Daisuke and others like him to try and learn how to control his emotions better.
-if there's a break in, Freddy is second line of defense (after Dorian, who presumably is horribly injured if a second line of defense is needed) against the intruder(s), especially if they enter the kitchen. I mean. He's a whole ass YETI.
-9ft tall, easily the tallest and biggest dateable.
-Gives great hugs obviously. They're always really strong and tight yet comforting, like the man (yeti) is trying to squeeze the sadness and depression out of you.
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