Just Jake

Jake Puckerman. 16. Ohio. music changed my life

[jakederekpuckerman]

janexhay:

Apparently so and I vote me, because after this month of school, we need some good vibing happening.

Right? I’m so down lets do it

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janexhay:

Come on Jake, it’ll be fun! I’d love that, actually and sounds like champions of breakfast right there. Sounds good to me and I can always walk back home.

No way you’d make me do a matching thing and I just cannot. Yeah? Cool, no way we can chill after school. no walking. I’ll text you when we get there.

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thequinnrose:

That actually doesn’t sound like a terrible idea. School seems to be dragging so much lately. Hopefully it doesn’t drag all the way to winter break.

Right? I just need some good vibes in my life right now. Oh you know it will. Thankfully we have thanksgiving kinda break before that. 

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starringmadisonberry:

There are surely a couple of results that would make me wish I were switched with a witch, but I wasn’t really meaning literally.

Who knows some of these ladies are pretty witchy

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janexhay:

That, I am. What about you? Thank you, but still. I’d appreciate it. Well, if you’d like, I can come over now and we can both go to school like the old days? Or just figure out a day to hang out? Either way, we’ll be hanging out.

Hell no. I haven’t dressed up since we were eight. No no its cool. I mean my mom is dropping me off so we can like pick you up if you want. Pretty sure she’s grabbing mickey D’s on the way. Yeahh?? and we can hang after school.

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I just want a vacation were I can go up to the mountains, listen to Earth, Wind and Fire, vibe for a week and just clock out of social media. Is that too much to ask? Someone come with me and lets make this happen.

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marleyfaprays:

Today I finally put together both my costumes for Halloween! While I’d love to keep you in suspense, I’m too excited to keep it to myself. Kitty and I are portraying Heathers on Friday for school, and Noah and I will be Superman and Lois Lane for Sugar’s party.

I’m very excited and you all should let me know what you’re going to be, though I apologize in advance for winning all of the possible costume contests.

What the hell is Heathers? 

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prettylittlewilde:

The next person who waves a fake bat in my face gets a punch in theirs. Halloween doesn’t start until a week before the 31st and even then, let’s not make it so cutesy. 

Are you even allowed to celebrate Halloween. Isn’t it like the devils’ birthday or something?

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janexhay:

I have never been this excited for Halloween! It’s going to be amazing and Im looking forward to be seeing all of your costumes.  On that note, I do not appreciate of people trying to touch my hair. Just because its in braids doesn’t mean you have the right to touch my hair. Got it? Good.

Are you dressing up? I’d ask if you need me to fight someone but I know you got that shit handled. Also we need to hang out 

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starringmadisonberry:

Halloween feels so strange this year. Trying to figure out who we want to pretend to be while we wait for the hospital to tell us if we are who we think we are? Nevertheless, it’s a welcome distraction. Plus, after decorating the house with my dads, I had an epiphany for the perfect costume. I think any of you waiting for me to try out some new fashions will be pleasantly surprised.

Pretty sure the hospital isn’t gonna tell you that you are actually a ghost or witch or whatever people dress up as these days.

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TEXT: Jitty

KITTY: You're lucky I don't want to lose my dance partner.

KITTY: That was a jab at the fact that you're poor as Mary and Joseph, but whatever.

[days later]

JAKE: how was the ball?

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TEXT: Jitty

KITTY: Dance rehearsal tomorrow at 4 in the auditorium. You're only getting out of it with a coroner's note.

KITTY: If you can't afford the bus, I'll happily loan you a quarter.

JAKE: don’t murder me and we won’t have a problem.

JAKE: I don’t take a bus but thanks.

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starringmadisonberry:

The company specializes in show choir apparel and has excellent reviews, so I think they should do just fine for that.

Okay good. Kitty and I have a pretty epic dance number planned though so we’ll see

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noahthummel:

I wish. My dad and I go sometimes when we’re down in Columbus for an Ohio State game. Their menu is legit 20 pages long.

Damn. Sounds like a good time though. Cheesecake in general just sounds good right now. It would be cool if we got a group of people to go down

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marleyfaprays:

Kurt has made it clear he’s even less interested than you are.

Okay then

I figured that. Have fun at your Ball

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switchedsam:

Wonder Woman was fantastic, man. I’m still amazed by it. Oh yeah Gal was pretty great. And Chris Pine was amazing, too. I know it and it sucks. Batman vs Superman was still like the worst thing ever. And I still can’t believe they had Superman straight up kill a dude! Messed up, man. Real messed up. Dude, there’s nothing wrong with being nerdy!

Oh yeah I forgot he was in that movie. Yeah so true. Uh maybe not for you..

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prettylittlewilde:

Of course you’d know nothing about any of that.

Yeah I think I’m gonna dip out of this convo real quick