Just a sad human bean

[cabybapa]

[earth-pix]

[jakefromstatecs]

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[memewhore]

[borderlinereminders]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

[meatmensch]

GONCHAROV HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT

[meatmensch]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[cwunch]

[beardedmrbean]

[were--ralph]

Mario party ass minigame

[senatortedcruz]

Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group. 

[dopaminerjic]

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

[dopaminerjic]

BILLION

[dopaminerjic]

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

[dopaminerjic]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

[helpicant-stop]

[id: reblog from tumblr user @/catboychuuuya reading: "WHAT DID YOU DO [5 fearful emojis in a row]" in all caps /end id]

[buggachat]

So do the checkmarks have any benefit?

of course they do, they're public clown makeup. the largest dunce cap imaginable. a blinking neon target on your back with the bold words "kick me"

[girl-of-braids]

[sinisterspinster]

Great news! Mobile can see the checkmarks now.

Greater news! If there are enough checkmarks, on mobile it literally runs off the screen and you can't count all of them!!

[comicaurora]

What are your thoughts on the Goncharov meme, if I might ask?

tumblr has gotten so good at constructing fandoms completely divorced from any source material that they've finally cut out the middleman and just started making shit up

[fourovcups]

[horce-divorce]

[horce-divorce]

the whole thread devolved into dunking on Elon Musk

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, victim.

In forty seconds the room will begin to fill with deadly mildly annoying neurotoxin (OHSA guidelines specify I have to dilute it). In twenty minutes you’d faint, if OHSA hadn’t made me install proper ventilation. You may feel a mild headache though. The door is firmly closed; but, due to OHSA guidelines I can’t lock it.

Will you escape in time to avoid mild inconvenience?

[wind-the-music-box]

@osha-official-the-sequel

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Lotta technicalities you're going through when you could just pay for their therapy or something.