jakeys msp

this is the offical tumblr of jake from statefarm (real) from USA moviestarplanet

[jakeyjakeycakey]

hi

hi

[jakeyjakeycakey]

this blog needs some srs tlc ya feel

[jakeyjakeycakey]

Add me on USA Msp gossiper! Lvl 17 VIP urge celeb 721 diamonds and 44,445 coins and 2398 friends

hell no I ain't a hoe for diamonds I mean sure it is nice to get NICE THINGS but ur not my sugar daddy I don't even HAVE a sugar daddy so pls u need to back 243252 light years away from me

[papertownsmovie]

Washington! The Paper Towns squad would love for the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour to stop in the Evergreen state! Favorite and reblog to vote now and let’s meet up this summer! One note = one vote!

[papertownsmovie]

Washington! The Paper Towns squad would love for the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour to stop in the Evergreen state! Favorite and reblog to vote now and let’s meet up this summer! One note = one vote!

[papertownsmovie]

Washington! The Paper Towns squad would love for the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour to stop in the Evergreen state! Favorite and reblog to vote now and let’s meet up this summer! One note = one vote!

[theproblematicblogger]

Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight

[photosyntheswift]

I’ve never reblogged one of these but I’m sorry I just cannot take this chance

[dipshitt182]

Literally cannot risk this fucking shit!!

[underplay-deactivated20221130]

NOT RISKING THIS 

[fiji-shawty-deactivated20150927]

You motherfuckers have my entire existence fucked up

[fictitious-anomaly]

Ha! Waited longer than 20 secs. Hope this mf shows up. It doesnt even know what its getting itself into. Shit been lonely for the past 4 years. Yes this spider bout to be bae. Bout to cuddle this spider so hard. Our kids will shit all over spiderman. Our kids will be the fastest mf on the block with 4 legs. Nigga will bicycle kick a bully ass while still standing up right. Omg!

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[lustfullie-deactivated20200116]

wishing for my crush to like me back haha 💕

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

im not even reblogging this sarcastically

[surprisebitch]

not losing this chance

[theprogrocker]

I mean why not

[maghrabiyya]

lmao why not

[prexist-deactivated20170129]

why not

[unsystematiclove-deactivated201]

eh why not

[postmaker-deactivated20160527]

[fandomsandfangirlsandfeelsohmy]

can’t risk it

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

im not even reblogging this sarcastically

[surprisebitch]

not losing this chance

[theprogrocker]

I mean why not

[maghrabiyya]

lmao why not

[prexist-deactivated20170129]

why not

[unsystematiclove-deactivated201]

eh why not

[dennys]

good luck, crispies

[unfamiliarroe]

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

[teenygiraffe]

DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

[dennys]

you doubted? believe, crispies

[fandomsandfangirlsandfeelsohmy]

Couldn’t risk it

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

im not even reblogging this sarcastically

[surprisebitch]

not losing this chance

[theprogrocker]

I mean why not

[maghrabiyya]

lmao why not

[prexist-deactivated20170129]

why not

[unsystematiclove-deactivated201]

eh why not

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

im not even reblogging this sarcastically