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Jakk/old enough to know better/He-Him/Scorpio Jakkilyn's Social Blog! I reblog pretty much anything, but mostly Food, Dogs, awful aliens and dumb memes. ~*My "Beautiful People" tag is for people who inspire me! If you would like the tag removed please let me know!*~

[nudityandnerdery]

Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[adobe-outdesign]

So currently on Neopets:

If you do up to 100,000 cumulative damage to Vocivus (the current plot boss) you get several very good awards

Vocivus started with 850 mil HP, but players almost killed it within 12 hours so TNT boosted it to 3 billion

For players with untrained pets, grinding up to 100K points can take hours, so it's best if it doesn't die too fast

Elite battlers really like Vocivus as it provides a genuine challenge on account of having randomized element immunity and healing from light attacks

Therefore, people on the Neoboards have been "feeding" it light attacks to make sure it doesn't die too fast and have been petitioning it to stay as the "pet" of the Battledome Chat

Some users have also started a psudo-cult worshiping it so now the boards look like this

As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[mousegirlheart]

[20thcenturywomen2016]

Anyone say masochism may?

[20thcenturywomen2016]

It’s masochism may

[20thcenturywomen2016]

Let’s all come together for what really matters (masochism may)

[draconym]

Had a dream that I was living on the Animal Crossing Island and that they had added Burglary to the world. You had to pay Tom Nook thousands of bells to install a security system or your neighbors would sneak in and take one piece of your furniture. And if you saw your stuff when you were visiting their house you had to choose whether to bring it up and demand it back, or just let it slide for the sake of your friendship with them.

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[nostalgicfun]

Eyewitness: Dogs

[mitstrawburi]

I finally got around to hanging my single most insane crochet project and now I need everyone on the planet to look at it <3

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: 549754634 on 小红书

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[the-wolfbats]

living in america be like

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

music videos set in a surreal cgi desert (1999-2002)

[xanaxfarts]

Walter Wick working on a couple of the scenes for the ‘I Spy: Spooky Night’ (1996) photog. Walter Wick