Sexy Panda

This is MY Tumblr, not yours...Therefore, I do what I want

[medussaurora]

“So, how many ships you’ve got?”

[jall-nasty]

Tyler: Hey Nogla.

Daithi: What?

Tyler: What do you mean “what?”

Daithi: The only time you talk to me is when you want something.

Tyler: That’s not true. Maybe I just wanted to see how you are and see if you wanted to hang out.

Daithi:

Tyler:

Daithi:

Tyler:

Daithi:

Tyler: Can I barrow five bucks?

[jall-nasty]

Brock: So let me get this straight: Evan likes Tyler, Tyler likes Daithi, Daithi likes Marcel and Marcel likes Evan?

Brian: That would be correct.

Brock: What do you even call that?

Craig: *gasp* A mega gay.

[smileygene]

Credits to the owner of the pose. Soooo… Yeah, Tyler in Booty shorts and heels? (I don’t know how to color, and draw birds….Forgive me) Ignore me…. the little dooder crying in the bottom.

:’D

This took longer than it’s supposed to be…

[transmigratoroomf]

Wildcat = Mood

Wildact, humming Even if it Hurts by Sam Tinnesz: So even if it hurts, even if it makes me bleed, I will carry you, pushing through, say that you need me.

Mini: Aw, Tyler that's so sweet!

Wildcat: My feelings towards you are completely neutral and if you were stuck in a burning building I probably wouldn't give a shit.

Mini:

[bird-butt-deactivated20210130]

[sophiaelainehanson]

Hey. You there. Aspiring author. Keep writing. The world needs your words. Every single author - big and small, indie and trad, young and old - once stood where you stand, wondering if they were kidding themselves. Keep going. You got this.

[turtle-sundae]

fuck asking delirious for a face reveal, all I want is an update on his dog

[jall-nasty]

I’m not alone for this one?

[jall-nasty]

Marcel: Hey, can you do something for me?

Brian: No

Marcel: Please?

Brian: No.

Marcel: Why not?

Brian: I’m in the shower.

Marcel: You’re sitting on the couch.

Brian: *rubs body as if washing himself* I’m in the shower!

[jall-nasty]

HELP ME

Where’s the picture of Marcel hugging Nogla while crying, “Don’t go, Daithi. Don’t go.”???

[vanoss-and-crew]

Evan: Hey daddy, could you pass the salt?

[Tyler and Evan’s dad both reach for it]

Tyler:

Evan’s dad:

Evan:

Craig:

Marcel:

Kryoz:

Scotty:

Ohm:

Moo:

Terroriser:

Daithi:

Smii7y: I think the roast is lovely

[sockiart]

I love these two, oof

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[somecunttookmyurl]

A friend of mine went to school with twins called Male and Female (pronounced mah-lay and fe-mah-lay) When you didn’t even want one kid, let alone TWINS, and can’t be fucked with naming them.

[greenblueandniamtoo]

my friend is a nurse in the maternity ward. she helped deliver a baby and the parents didn’t have a name picked out. she overheard a doctor talking in the hall about chlamydia (yes, the STD). she thought it was a pretty word so she NAMED HER DAUGHTER CHLAMYDIA. 

[orkachii-deactivated20210605]

2017-2018

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[icessik]

A bunch of Wildcat ships up in here!

oh and some H2oVanoss, I guess, with my shit ass handwriting too!

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[great-tweets]

omggggg