Grits Business

This is my reblog account. If you're looking for my Runescape art account, it's here. I don't usually cross-post.

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

satou ajin top contender for funniest anime villain of all time. dresses like mario because he fucking loves mario. was able to pull off japanese 9/11 because he played enough microsoft flight simulator. found out he was part of a subspecies that can come back to life after dying and his immediate reaction was “omg just like mario”. somehow taught his jojo stand to quote miami vice. explains his resurrective ability to everyone he meets in terms of mario

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

[kerofroggo]

Another shrimp painting

[ammnontet]

oyster

[chkq]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[katiemonz]

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[slytherverse]

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

[slytherverse]

-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them

-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail

-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash

[slytherverse]

guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared

AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg

[slytherverse]

shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)

fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL

[slytherverse]

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

[slytherverse]

i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:

-axe (stolen)

-earrings made out of dentures

-flavored condoms

-a quilt

-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)

-deer spine

-baseball sized wad of human hair

-""sex apron""

-uranium glass plate

-pile of non-uranium non-car glass

-rollerblades

-complete phantom of the opera cd set

-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick

-lego millennium falcon

-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")

-the back bumper of the car

-an entire fucking ant colony

and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,

-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long

[slytherverse]

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

[slytherverse]

guys i cant take it anymore

[slytherverse]

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

[reefsharkivist]

dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

[paperandpencilsandskips]

press C to fuck the dragons

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Press E to open inventory

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Press F to FUCK the inventory

[eategg24]

this controller is so awesome i love videos games

[elliotstalksprite]

press ⬆️ to fuck the controller

[hehearse]

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[8akesale]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[kyssimmee]

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[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im not usually one to complain about scientifically inaccurate skeleton props for halloween but i saw something at Michael’s today that, to say the least, has vexed and enchanted me

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text