I once was an orc. I still kinda am.

I reblog lots of junk, as well as the occasional (appropriately tagged) NSFW junk, including some personal stuffs! Basically anything TF2, WoW, Overwatch, and other indie/pixel games are posted/reblogged here!

[james-the-engineer-blog]

Ima be MIA!

So basically, the short version is that I just got evicted (im kinda stealin their wifi rn) and for the (hopefully very near) unforseen future, ima be MIA and basically homeless. Actually, ima be actually homeless, and at least for the first few days ima be sleeping in my car.

SO, I set up a paypal incase any of yall sweethearts wanna donate even a small bit, that'd either go towards food, or gas to move our stuff to a storage unit/wherever we go next.

https://www.paypal.me/AndrewVibbard

Every cent and dollar will be a godsend, and if any of yall do help, tell me who ya are cuz I'd totally wanna be your friend.

Ima put this post on a schedule for a few days.

[babyanimalgifs]

If you got it, flaunt it.

[nightfrostbite]

[linddzz]

so tonight im working super late at an adults-only event at the zoo where it’s basically endless beer and wine tasting and then wandering around the zoo at night. Keepers mainly sit around then we just take turns going up for a circuit through our areas and let me tell you as the night has gone on things have gotten more entertaining. So far I have seen: -A group of drunk girls legit crying in front of the puffin exhibit because they’re Too Cute -A dude pointed at a vacant eyed, open mouthed, coldwater fish and, completely deadpan, turned to his friend and went “it’s you” -overheard a very serious debate on whether or not sea turtles sleep (”Ted you fucking moron everything fuckin sleeps jesus christ” -A girl stroking her hand back and forth on the glass in front of a chillin Amazon cichlid (idk what part ok freshwater exhibits aint my thing) cooing “It’s just so pretty I want to be it’s friend” -A man enthusiastically singing a ballad in front of the aquarium with some grand drunk improv like one standout line was “What we doin at the zoOOOoooOOooo? We drinkin a breeEWWWwwwwwwwww!”

[linddzz]

-a very harried voice on the radio sighing “we need more captain morgan and vodka at concessions” -five calls for medics -three calls for broken glass -A girl standing on her own in the middle of the shark reef tunnel, staring straight up with an open mouth and arms limp at her sides, oblivious to all the people around her - “Ahaha. holy shit look at all of it’s legs” said in front of the octopus exhibit -overheard a loud furious “DID YOU JUST FUCKING AS ME IF THE PENGUINS ARE FAKE?!”  -This exchange on the radio “Hi concessions to event management? What do we do with the used napkins?” Long pause, then a disgusted “You throw them away. Because they’re garbage.” (honestly prayer circle for concessions) - “holy shit it’s nemo what up dude” (I hear a million variations of “i found nemo!” but this is my favorite so far ok)

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

pelase help me

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

[pissvortex]

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

[pissvortex]

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

[pissvortex]

HE’S NOT DEAD

[pissvortex]

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

[pissvortex]

[james-the-engineer-blog]

HA

[bloominngg]

It’s kind of amazing (if not absolutely terrifying) how much people can influence you and your life.

[kglsudav]

[comtedemoney]

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA.

[bandit1a]

It was 40 years ago today…

[madroxxordam-deactivated2018121]

Never gets old.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

40 years on and it still is gratifying

[radycat]

i got to fist witch mercy today

[pltnmghost]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[surprisedcat]

Twinkle toes

[smeasel]

anime

[shaved-for-nothing]

Innovation at it’s best (cute art)

[pomrania]

[Video of some seriously impressive paper engineering. No sound.]

[wyrmwizard]

dont get me wrong i would love to escape this hellhole of a website once and for all but consider the fact that if i delete my blog i will be left alone with my thoughts and i simply cannot have that

[bisexualgambit]

My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to

Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.

One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob

Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.

[ruinedchildhood]

[emmyrussum]

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

[alwaysmeek]

s/o to all of the people going through some deep shit, but still trying their hardest to be positive. i’m proud of you fr.

[manga-and-stuff]

Full Metal Alchemist