zarking hell

"If you like hot dogs then you're gonna love pizza" - John Dwyer I'm kind of new to this website, this is my main blog where I post stuff unorganised, mostly fandom things and occasional stuff I make and reblogging of various things. I couldn't fight the homestuck

[infizero-draws]

misc june doodles

[s33k-gung1rl]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[enba-and-luka]

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[starling-spacecadet]

Actors actually used to look human, right, and not a homogenised version of beauty. We lose unique faces every day to this homogenisation, and movies are worse off for it. I'm not even talking about actors being ugly. Just having different face shapes, real teeth without veneers, stuff like that. Being able to frown and smile wide. Even old women are becoming more endangered in Hollywood.

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[theiliad]

[plasticbutthole]

[hoooshiiiii]

Sent this to my mom (she’s a nurse) and this was her reaction

I love her-

[yurucamp]

interstate angel

[jamesbondburgeryourbrother]

society if men stopped grunting the whole fucking time

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

Legit: Buy Actavis promethazine cough syrup ” lean drank purple” @ $200 per 16 oz( Hi tech, qualitest also available @ $150 per 16oz). text  281-819-7927. Grab yours now!! Payment by western union/money gram or pay with debit card online easy. I accept half payment upfront and half upon delivery ONLY on special

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO