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26. nonbinary trans man. you gotta be okay with me being a little slutty. occasionally.

[whiteshakira]

at the end of the day my belly stays hairy

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[octothinq]

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

[grabmyboner]

it’s actually probably good i don’t have a dick bc i think I would get boners at bad times

[avus-circuit]

guys...

from fuzy's instagram

[cxhypnosx]

I wish there was a more respectful way to tell your mutuals that you fantasise about them.

Like hey there, I think you're wonderful and I think extremely inappropriate thoughts about you too. 👋

[criminalizegolf]

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

[tlirsgender]

One of the funnier manifestations of men and their penis weirdness is packer sizes. We just have a bunch of tboys walking around like 5'2 and seven inches flaccid which is honestly pretty cunty but I'm not confident they're doing it on purpose

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[disgustinggf]

wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

[berdyayeva]

Am I allowed to post this

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[traegorn]

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

[sapphling]

has anyone ever noticed that being hurt feels kinda good

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[fa3ryb0t]

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?