James J. Strang

Hello All, it's your favorite Prophet, James "Jimmy" Strang! I've gotten one of those tumblr accounts I've heard so much about to talk about my translation projects, my time in the Michigan State Legislature, and my work for the one true Church of Jesus Christ on Earth! He/Him, Heterosexual, Cisgender Man, Poly Mary Elvira Sarah Elisabeth Phoebe

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Standard disclaimer like I said, I don’t think he’s anything other than a product of my mind , but it is funny to me that Joseph showed up when I was jackin’ it and then in a sex dream

God sending him down like “I need my two horniest soldiers on this. I know exactly what kind of vision to give her”

[jamesjessesstrang]

God gives his strangest plural wives to his horniest prophets

[max1461]

Many of my medical problems and toxic personality traits are thought to be more common in the opposite sex, while many of my shameful and embarrassing habits and proclivities are thought to be more common in my own sex. As a nonbinary person this is very gender affirming.

[orteil42]

hey. can u put a lil cow icon next to the regular base milk please. all the other milks get lil icons and i really would like to see a lil cow.

what if instead i add a new tier of milk with a little cow icon called "Milk (dairy)" and never reveal what the starting milk is supposed to be

[riverlarking]

[psshaw]

It kills me how often what should be the most devastating part gets cut out, because it's more sad than anything:

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[animentality]

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[Image ID: Tweet from Ron Iver (@/ ronnui_) on 06 Mar 24 reading: If you're not putting oat milk in your oatmeal then you're not oatMaxing and I don't have time for unserious people /End ID]

[jamesjessesstrang]

BE it known unto all nations, kindreds, tongues and people, to whom this Book of the Law of the Lord shall come, that James J. Strang has the plates of the ancient Book of the Law of the Lord given to Moses, from which he translated this law, and has shown them to us. We examined them with our eyes, and handled them with our hands. The engravings are beautiful antique workmanship, bearing a striking resemblance to the ancient oriental languages; and those from which the laws in this book were translated are eighteen in number, about seven inches and three-eights wide, by nine inches long, occasionally embellished with beautiful pictures. And we testify unto you all that the everlasting kingdom of God is established, in which this law shall be kept, till it brings in rest and everlasting righteousness to all the faithful. SAMUEL GRAHAM, SAMUEL P. BACON, WARREN POST, PHINEAS WRIGHT, ALBERT N. HOSMER, EBENEZER PAGE, JEHIEL SAVAGE

I'm so glad to have the support of my faithful friends in this project! Ever since the Angelic body of the Prophet Joseph Smith annointed me the new Prophet of Gods church I've been awaiting the time when God would bestow unto me tablets of the Judeo-Indians, and now I have this book of the Law of the Lord. Join me in my journey of discovery and in the building of the true Temple of the New Israelites!!!!

[prokopetz]

I wonder if there's ever been a notable unarmed political assassination? Like, some dude goes in for a handshake at a campaign event, and decides to just powerbomb the fucker into the pavement instead and breaks their neck? It feels like the sort of thing that would have happened at least once in history, but a cursory attempt to research the topic just turns up a bunch of anecdotes about Assassin's Creed.

[prokopetz]

(Note: incidents of politicians being beaten to death by angry mobs don't count; these may well involve unarmed violence, but they don't qualify as "assassinations" as the term is customarily understood!)

[probabilitydirigible]

The emperor Commodus was strangled by a professional wrestler

[prokopetz]

Okay, that's one.