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miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#wirt from over the garden wall could not save me from mr god of war kratos #but maybe we'd have a good--if not interesting time fleeing into the woods untill we beef it

slimetony

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

dezposts

What even is clown food?

slimetony

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

jadenvargen

wanted to mke this into a print but not so sure anymore :’/ wahh potato potato!

excuse-me-thanks

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

ytumamatambien2001

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

javascript-official

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...