hey man how’s it going

27, insane, and loving it! no minors please. just makes me uncomfortable to interact with them. dnis are not strong enough. terfs the in german

[jamesmotorcompany]

and what happened to me at the end of all this, you ask? heh…well buddy… [puts on sunglasses, smiles, looks at the sun setting beneath the ocean horizon]

lets just say…my tummy hurts

[CREDITS]

[keets-mcgee]

it’s generally safe for humans to do gnome drugs, like snorting morning dew and huffing petrichor. elves, however, will give you shit like ”galethiar’s umbral dust of truthseeking”, then call you a ”bad hang” when your soul collapses from birthing a new plane of existence and you have to go home early

[ms-gay-sex]

light rain during the weekly gnome gathering. 27 dead. if anyone needs me ill be eating berries and seeds under a mushroom while crying.

[catgirl-kaiju]

a group of solemn gnomes in black clothes and black pointed caps stand out in the rain and look down at an open casket. it contains a single rotten zucchini. one of them can't take it anymore and he turns away, crying into his wife's strong arms. the casket is closed and lowered into the grave. some of the gnomes salute, others bow their heads to pray. this happens literally every time

[garnuchcore]

[skrumpgoblin]

gilded gnome

[leroymilo]

[fucxingcuties]

Kazumi Deguchi

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[horriblewarlock]

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

us

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[firefox-official]

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.