Jamie Owenz Fitness

I help bored moms find a sense of community and provide the structure and accountability of the gym while working out at home so they can make time for fitness despite a busy schedule.

[jamieowenz]

This looks familiar...

Tumblr has always been where I find my fitness inspiration. I guess since I'm back in it, I should be back here. Hope everyone has a great day!

[jamieowenz]

Im beginning to create a list of potential places to move next year. I want to move towards the end of summer, so I got less than a year to get my shit together. When the time comes, I'll apply in all these places and go where I find a good opportunity. So far my list is: Portland, OR Las Vegas, NV Norfolk, VA Austin, TX Maybe Florida. Maybe. That humidity, though.. Anywhere in California Criteria is good weather, and a decent food scene. (Being as that's my career and all) Good weather is defined as winters that don't go under 40, and that's pushing it. I was pretty much told I need to move to Hawaii. Maybe.. Lol Any other suggestions?

[jamieowenz]

I never thought the day would come where 30 would seem like a heat wave. Ugh.

[jamieowenz]

It's not even December yet and I'm over winter.

[hannahcompton]

You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate.

My father’s recipe for the man I should marry (via ambermozo)

[breathtakingdestinations]

Amsterdam - Netherlands (von Curtis Gregory Perry)

[humansofnewyork]

"We did a cabaret show together back when we were younger. He was 29. I was 42. And we were both married at the time. He called me up twenty years later when he was passing through my town. We’d both gotten divorced. After we met for drinks, he leaned down and kissed me, and said: ‘I wanted to do that 20 years ago.’ Then a semi-automatic drove by and honked the horn, I swear to God. It was all very exciting. I mean, I was a grandmother! So on our second date, I said: ‘Before we order, I just want to let you know that I want to go to bed with you.’ Then I took him home and we didn’t leave for three days."

[relatable-memes]

[jamieowenz]

❤️❤️❤️

[lostinthedreamersbook]

[neuroticdream]

[courageous-and-strong]

[jamieowenz]

If I had to choose a way to do winter, this would be it.

[jamieowenz]

There's a lot of sex on my dash it seems lately. Hello every male I come in contact with today.

[supermario82]

(5) Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/73639719/via/superman82

[natchis]

[hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman]

Underoos are back!

Now on sale at Hot Topic there are currently 8 sets:Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Batgirl, Harley Quinn, He-Man, Captain America and Skeletor .

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Brands/Underoos.jsp?cm_sp=Homepage-_-SecondHero-_-Underoos

[justhiitit]

Time to work on that Christmas list

[fit4forty-deactivated20141209]

Ohhh that’s on my list too. I think anyone who gets these for Christmas must model them and send me photos :)

[moscowisburning]

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via whismical)

[jamieowenz]

My birthday is two weeks from today.

It's also my golden birthday. I love celebrating my birthday. However, I think this is the first year of my entire life that I don't want to celebrate. There's such a huge part of me that feels so alone, and I really don't want to visually see that.. Opposed to just feeling it. I'm sure I'm overreacting and it will be fun. Still, my anxiety is on 12.