Live It, Dream It...Fuck It

[argillaforma]

i’m crying at the thought of shane trying to use queer lingo like rose will tell him about booking a lead role and shane is like wow, slay🧍🏻‍♂️🙂

[emmikay]

Ilya Rozanov: Do you ever get feeling when you look at someone, and your heart skips beat?

Shane Hollander: That is called arrhythmia.

Ilya Rozanov: I experience this when I look at you—

Shane Hollander: You can die from it. We are going to Terry right now.

[emmikay]

Theriault: I optimized my team.

Ilya Rozanov: You fucked up best hockey player ever, is what you did.

Ilya Rozanov: (gesturing to Shane) Look at him, he has anxiety.

[sugarkaanes]

im seriously NOT living la vida loca rn

[eurydicees]

happy pride from amber glenn and hbomax btw

[ilyasgoodboy]

Okay I’m back to play with Shallergies because hook up era!Hollanov where Shane doesnt tell Ilya that’s he’s actually allergic to Ilya’s shampoo and/or body wash because they have almond oil in them. Firstly it’s unsexy to interrupt mid post fuck/blowjob shower to be like um actually can I check the ingredients, and secondly it’s very sexy to smell like his secret hookup, even if it’s just for the uber home before he takes another shower with his hypoallergenic stuff, and even if he does already have hives forming.

Plus maybe the hives are even a little sexy to him. They don’t dare leave hickies or anything so it’s his own way of carrying the memory for a few days. Being itchy can be sexy if you’re down bad enough!!

[sunsglue]

hollanov i am fond of u 🫰🏻

[future-demiurge]

Hollanov agree to record their wedding as a personal video diary of the day.

Shane’s surprisingly quite relaxed. He’s confident in their relationship, excited to be married, and knows that even if something goes wrong, it doesn’t matter, because at the end of the day he’ll be with Ilya.

Ilya is stressed. He keeps crying. This is the best day of his life. Shane deserves better, why would the greatest man on earth want him. He’s never been happier. Something’s gonna go wrong, he knows it. Bood, Troy, and Sveta have to keep calming him down and reminding him that Shane loves him and they deserve to be happy together. He locks himself in the bathroom.

Shane’s getting dressed with Hayden, JJ, and Rose, sipping champagne, feet up as he waits for the ceremony to start.

Once they manage to coax Ilya out of the bathroom, David comes in and does his canon speech about Ilya being his second son. The waterworks start again.

David then checks on Shane. “At least you’re doing okay.” “…. i-is Ilya not doing okay?” “Don’t worry about it, have another flute.”

[emmikay]

Shane Hollander: You’re standing on thin ice.

Ilya Rozanov: I’m standing on floor.

Shane Hollander: It’s an expression.

Ilya Rozanov: Is carpet.

[haveyouseenmyhat]

Ilya Rozanov kissing his ring around the chain at his neck, pointing at Shane Hollander: I won this cup for you✨❤️😘💕🥰

Shane Hollander who just lost the Stanley Cup: (like a feral cat) I will [beeeeep] kill you 🤬😾😡

[lady-guts]

For @lurkerdelima, who infected me with this idea 🧡🧡🧡

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears

[smokey-ilya]

when shane and ilya go to their 5yo’s hockey practice, their kid will skate up to them on the bench and ilya will squirt water into their mouth through the helmet cage and shane will be like “what’re you doing?” and ilya will be like “they pretend to be hamster, is cute” and their kid is like “YA DADDY IM A HAMSTER” before skating away, the front of their jersey soaked

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you have any dinluke hc?

i have many but here is one

(commission info // tip jar!)

[cloudabserk]

Please draw more Baby!Shane doing hockey and being cut and wholesome

baby shane…

[themoonandmyman]

baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.

Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.

[tinylilhollander]

Happy Father's Day, David Hollander. I know that when, in his first father's day card to you after he marries your son, Ilya tells you that he used to have a father, but this is the first time in his life he's had a dad, you give him the biggest, most bone-crushing hug you can, hand him back to Shane who immediately wraps an arm around him, and then have to excuse yourself and have a proper fucking cry about it. Because your second son is wonderful, brilliant, talented, kind, dedicated, hard-working, special, and so so loved and you cannot believe he grew up never being told that or else being told the complete opposite of it. You silently renew your vow to a dead man to never be the father he was, to be his son's dad for as long as he needs one, and go back to your perfect family, now only better with the addition of the boy he clearly refused to properly know.