legally distinct hobbithole

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[raddest-laddest]

turns out oatmeal doesn’t suck if u fill it with enough savory shit that u can’t taste the oats

[jamlessjar]

Wait. Like what??

[raddest-laddest]

“uninformed” is cooking me dawg it’s just an opinion 😭😭🙏

[jamlessjar]

Wait I never even considered cooking the oats in something non-water, that’s the kinda idea that’s got potential 🤔

[raddest-laddest]

turns out oatmeal doesn’t suck if u fill it with enough savory shit that u can’t taste the oats

[jamlessjar]

Wait. Like what??

[notlikingbestgirl]

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[glavilio]

Bill Watterson

[little-jar-of-dragons]

But what if your childhood was shitty and traumatizing and you were meek and quiet as a kid so get a sweet little kitten and eventually as you grow and realize your worth and become more confident that kitten slowly grows into a lion.

[feynites]

Usually, when I bring kids their Companions, it’s a happy day.

Most parents like to throw parties for their children. Make it a big ‘lifetime milestone’ type deal. Sometimes, if there are a lot of birthdays on the same day, they do events at the local schools. I never really have to call ahead - people know I’m coming. The roster at the head offices keeps a running record, and Deliverers like me pack up the Untouched Eggs (wearing gloves, of course), and set out to cover their area for the day. I work six days a week, and sometimes I take emergency runs if I’m nearby and another district is overwhelmed. Overtime is common, but so are short days, when only a small number of kids are hitting ten.

It’s a job that has me travelling a lot. i go wherever there’s the most need for Deliverers. We don’t like to be late; tenth birthdays are an important matter. But I like being on the road. It lets me see a lot of the country.

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[caffeinewitchcraft]

It’s always such a pleasure to read a short story that so clearly, cleverly, and magically creates a whole different universe. I would read a seven book series of this, from any perspective. Thank you @feynites for writing this and posting it on here! This really made my day something special.

[courageinsect]

[hotdogcouch]

Same picture

[jamlessjar]

Maybe the real reason all floating islands have pointy bottoms™ is because they’re actually hot air balloons

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[muichisyummy]

yea something like that

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[scooplery]

i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[prokopetz]

My curse is that I'm down for basically anything in weird porn, but only in its most restrained form. A cock the size of a pool noodle? Not something I'd actively seek out, but I'm willing to entertain the potential eroticism of it. A cock the size of Pennsylvania? That's not porn to me anymore – it's gone all conceptual. What are the geopolitical implications.

[prokopetz]

#does it have sales tax #can you pump your own gas while in the presence of the pennsylvenis #does the owner of the pennsylvenis have like. government authority #or does someone else decide the zoning rights for them (via @tofu-bento-box)

[fluxxdog]

Pennsylvenis is something that should be part of our daily usage.

[prokopetz]

For best effect you need to imagine the word spoken in the voice of Wilford Brimley.

[jamlessjar]

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[stagemanagerssaygo]

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC have released their incredible, expansive library of bizarre and obscure sound effects, all available for free download.

[wearemage]

THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D

First music, then voice modifiers… Now this. Perfect.

Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.

[musicalhell]

Yay, no more Soundbible!

[the-pun-jukebox]

Yellowstone National Park share a massive catalogue of ambient sounds

Yellowstone National Park are in possession of a treasure trove of ambient samples which they've released into public domain for your sampli

[stagemanagerssaygo]

The direct link: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/soundlibrary.htm

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

For any content creators who’d like it!

[jamlessjar]