JamPie

VERY UNCLEAR HOW I GOT HERE

[jampiethrow]

I sure hope Stratt included Ao3 on the ship download

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[atelier-xm]

There's a new mural in Szczecin

[kaava]

You forgot to add the best thing about it

[jampiethrow]

Craving the smell of a baskin Robbin’s particularly cotton candy ice cream in a waffle cone

[jampiethrow]

Reading Project Hail Mary and thinking about Ryland and Stratt engaging in parallel play

[jampiethrow]

Where’s my project Hail Mary - teen wolf au

[jampiethrow]

I didn’t think it was possible (hoped it wasn’t) for Trump to lose it more than he already has, but I guess we’re explicitly threatening genocide on social media. What the FUCK is going on????

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[baddywronglegs]

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

[ajwestx]

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

[jampiethrow]

When you learn in school that the Nazis were bad and then you live in the US

[twinkiesdraws]

Year of the horse girl

[jampiethrow]

I feel I would’ve liked this movie better if SOME of his team actually survived so he could’ve become the team leader that he didn’t want to be

[ficauthor]

[penandinkprincess]

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

[penandinkprincess]

situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

[penandinkprincess]

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

[penandinkprincess]

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.

[penandinkprincess]

as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"

personally I stand with frog defender on this issue

#justiceforfroggirl

[jampiethrow]

Francesca’s response to grief is so important to me

[kelsierxcx]

i’m going to start the MISTBORN CHALLENGE to build hype for the movies. the challenge is you eat metal and see what happens

[jampiethrow]

Do you think getting the tetanus shot prevents allomancy cause I might be screwed if so

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.