Arbores loqui latine

Eleonora / 24 / Italian / I have nothing smart to say

[grenade-maid]

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

[olivia-online]

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

[melonisopod]

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

[computationalcalculator]

"cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas"

[noreturnz]

Oh no you mean the boys couldn't connect with a superhero movie where there are 3 superheroes but none of them are men? And two of them are not white and one is not even Christian. Oh I am shocked. Especially when the powerful antagonist is also not white male. You don't say. And the supporting roles have men but one is black and the other is Asian and rest are muslims?! So cruel!!! And even the lab tech minions are black and brown ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There ARE MORE CATS THAN WHITE MAN?! I am shocked? Shocked that they hate it. Must be the bad acting of Oscar winning lead and critically acclaimed directors fumbling, can't be anything else. Am sure all the reviews are unbiased. So sad.

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

[deus-sema-deactivated20250507]

I feel like a proud mom for some reason 🤧

[bndnmgnrtr]

He was burdened with glorious purpose

[lokittystuckinatree]

I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it

On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful

On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things

Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

and the award for most beautiful character arc in all of cinema goes to:

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

[thesoftboiledegg]

Say what you will about Tom Hiddleston, but he's easily 80% of the reason why Loki is iconic. If another actor gave a generic performance, Loki probably would've disappeared after The Avengers and maybe had one brief cameo after that.

[bebx]

OOOOOOH

[rachemchul]

I'm just going to randomly post tsitp thoughts as I process them, just be ready.

How funny is that Jeremiah literally flirts with Belly and drapes his whole body over Belly ALL the time infront of Conrad and gets no reaction from Conrad but the moment Jeremiah sees Conrad and Belly speak or even walk in to a room together he pouts and acts like a jerk.

Conrad is Belly's ex-boyfriend. Jeremiah, you made out with her a couple of times and Conrad didn't even know that when he kissed Belly the first time.

Be for real.

[rachemchul]

Soooo I guess Jeremiah didn't need to go beg Conrad to be with Belly? Only works the one way?

[catastrxblues]

I know everyone knows this already, but this song for maladaptive daydreaming >>>>>

[urhexgirl]

My favorite genre of fiction is “the vibes here are somehow horrifying and warm and cozy at the same time”. Like, yeah we’re gonna fight the cosmic horror but in matching sweaters one of our teammates made type of vibe.

[tinderpodcast]

What is this? a crossover episode?

[hellonotabeaver]

My advice to you, run

[autumngracy]

Solution:

Tell Zeus you’ll agree to meet him but only if he’s in the guise of a swan (a very sexy swan)

Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan

Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes

[brightlotusmoon]

Loki, is that you?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[friendlybatteringram]

[lycheesodas]

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

[lycheesodas]

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama​ came up with froyo and ham 😂 so: