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30:n paremmalla puolella / she/her / pls be nice to me 🏳️‍🌈

[janebrousten]

it's one of the first warm, sunny days of the year and green leaves and violet and yellow flowers are popping up everywhere and it's toasty on the bench by the river where i'm sitting and drinking a fruity soda and i can see the deep blue of the current and the crows flying against the azure of the sky and then the smallest child in the universe, wearing ridiculously cute round sunglasses and a tiny pink helmet, astride the smallest bike on earth stops by me and says hi and i wave at them and i smile wider than i ever have when the child smiles at me and says bye bye and i say bye as i watch the child's father look at them with a horrendously fond expression and we lock eyes with the father and smile as everything is just right and so lovely at the moment and the child and the father continue their slow journey on the gravel pathway towards the bridge over the river and i watch them walking and biking and talking and smiling and i cry, silent tears streaming down my face, because maybe everything will be okay and life is worth living and humans are wonderful creatures and love is stored in the everyday life of ordinardy people actually

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[theunitofcaring]

saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry. 

[queeranarchism]

why do we even have a society if not to take care of each other?

[acid-aholic]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[acid-aholic]

i think there might be multiple cases which is insane

[acid-aholic]

hm i guess it was her. but i also found this one about mark ruffalo. which implies the brain may be self aware .. interesting and scary

[viralfrog]

[omegaversereloaded]

Im not reading the rest of this i think you should beat him and then leave him

[ozempicofficial]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[kuvaton]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

[ladysisyphus]

I know of a trail racing company that gives the slowest racer who finishes every race a DFL award: Dead Fucking Last. I was a little taken aback by this until I had it explained to me that those last-place finishers are pretty much uniformly people for whom finishing at all was an accomplishment: people undergoing cancer treatments, absolute beginners, runners in their eighties, extremely pregnant people, you get the idea. Moreover, what you see as this person crosses the finish line is all these sporty trail racers, many of whom finished the race literal hours earlier, cheering their hearts out because they respect that, yes, DFL is still a place, baby.

[cryptotheism]

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

[grandestrology-deactivated20150]

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[kaylmao]

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

[hotshotshitshow]

Literally the funniest possible headline rn

[misterbossguytenbillion]

"accused" is a fantastic choice here