god loves me more than you

the New Deal. American School of Economics. my favorite Presidents are Truman, Grant, Lincoln, and FDR. i love the two-party system. horseshoe theory is true sometimes. oma dni

[misterbossguytenbillion]

list of people who go to hell:

1. lawn people

3. participants in "guy talk"

4. Helen Keller deniers

5. Modern and Postmodern art haters

6. femboys (not to be confused with feminine men or crossdressers) and their fetishists

8. drug users

9. ill-mannered and contentious individuals

10. hypocrites, idiots, and liars

12. anti-theists

13. egoists

15. people who cut in lines

17. people who oppose intellectual property and artists' rights

20. Mormons

21. Mr. Boss Guy Ten Billion

22. Golem of Prague deniers

24. Jimmy Carter and Bernie Sanders

25. the ugly and loud

26. supporters of any listed here

27. the weak and dependant

28. pornographers

29. grave-robbers and will-breakers

30. thieves and violators

31. possessors of the private works of any artist

32. failures and wastrels

33. wealthy people who did not work for it

34. drivers of great whalish trucks and suv's who do not need them to work

35. abusers of service staff

36. gamblers

37. punks and anarchists

38. undue consumerists who replace their phones often and collect extraneous goods such as thermoses and bags and shoes

39. the unclean and undignified

40. illiterates

41. truscums

42. cowards and narcissists

43. men who expose their chests

44. persecutors and bullies

45. those who cannot see another's perspective

46. the negligent, unsafe, and lazy

47. the envious and avaricious

48. Christian and Islamic evangelists

49. the haughty and disdainful

50. frivolous spenders

51. rule-breakers

52. improper dressers

53. any who covets the flesh of another

54. moral vegans

55. primitivists and carnivores

56. obstructors of the public way, loiterers

57. a man who purses a woman

58. deniers of politick

59. people of soft minds

60. bleeding hearts

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

[squeaky-fingerz]

Not hiring and electrician is how you get wonderful things like my room, where turning off the light shuts off one SINGULAR plug, not both of the sockets, just one. PLEASE hire an electrician

[misterbossguytenbillion]

that's called a half-hot receptacle. it's so that plug utilities like lamps and garbage disposals (obvs not applicable in a bedroom, but a very common application) can be turned on and off with a switch. it should not be on the same switch as the lights, but it is intentional and not a sign of unprofessional or dangerous wiring in your walls.

[shiro-no-pharaoh]

Wearing my camo hat makes me feel like I have he/they pronouns and listen to Ethel Cain and post pictures of guys from fight club captioned Youre A Good Boy Not A Girl Show Them Yogr Teeth

[yoongisgayvanz]

i make myself laugh

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

This “reading” thing is fascinating…listening to other people’s perspectives deepens the human experience and could inform my benevolent rule!

[linvertz]

Why you make a blog just to heckle one person lol

why do you think you know why i made this blog? it wasn't for one person, and it's just because i say a lot of controversial things and don't want to get dogpilled on my main

[misterbossguytenbillion]

coward

[meggriffin24]

Men that drink coffee or even worse iced coffee should be rounded up and killed

[sandvichfiend]

Fuck…..

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[une-croquette]

see im better than trannies bc i am a repper (failed tranny)

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[necromancelena]

i like when i bite people and you can see the ways my teeth are a little crooked in the bite mark because it's like if i had a unique signature sort of like what im supposed to do at the bank and stuff except i actually just scribble the pen up and down and dont have a signature because they dont actually care about that kind of thing being consistent at all and it's all a lie so maybe they should let me bite cheques and stuff so i can pretend i know how to sign my name. actually i dont think ive had to write a cheque in like seven years because i dont have money and i dont go to the bank except to get coins for the laundry machine. its kind of convenient because i didnt have to change my signature when my name started being lena actually. maybe if i become famous someday i can find a new shape to become my signature but also i think id be too self conscious to make an autograph plus what if they use it to go to the bank and say hi im lena you can tell because i dont know how to sign my name and they go oh youre the girl that doesnt know how to do anything ever, yes come right this way to the vault we keep all your stuff in and then they steal my coins for laundry machines. being famous sounds scary actually.

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[misterbossguytenbillion]

co-worker smells like ferret litter

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[shiro-no-pharaoh]

Low-key getting a tan!

[copulet]

Every 100 years, Count Slingula is resurrected in Tranblrvania. It is the duty of Simon Repmont to infiltrate Slingula's castle and ban him with the slinger killer, a holy whip that belonged to his ancestor Christianfeministprinceopher Repmont, the first Repmont to ban Slingula

[misterbossguytenbillion]

[111dollboy]

munching

[une-croquette]

[sandmandaddy69]