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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

purplesaline

Melon collies

sahonithereadwolf

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

tornprince

Drawing is crazy. You're telling me you drew a bunch of lines and now theres a creature? How

motherwife

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

importantcatpics

cheddar-baby

Oi dont even joke lad

luxwing

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

luxwing

crackedpolishedblackstonebrick

posts funnier with timestamps on

advocatersdevil

every year, in preparation for august, thousands of blumaroos are killed for their steak just so you can have your bonju avatar. you sick freaks.

#neopets #neotag #funni

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Smash or Pass: Jemisha Suftie

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I need to go lie down

No (explain yourself)

Voting ended onJul 16

How did they make a blumaroo hot

#HOW did they make a blumaroo hot #neopets #I don't even remember my tags #oh well

jayrockin

Almost Real's POP CULTURE issue is live on Kickstarter! Time to introduce the cute yet vaguely horrible cover critter, a living gachapon toy bioengineered by scud aliens!

The wild gachapede is a segmented worm-like arthropoid that lives parasitically inside a bivalve-like "giant diatom" in shallow, sandy-bottomed seas of the scud homeplanet. The giant diatom's shell is made of two interlocking lid-like frustules of transparent silica, allowing light to pass through to its veins of symbiotic unicellular algae. Much like the microscopic diatoms of earth, giant diatoms reproduce in two different ways, asexually and sexually. Asexual reproduction is carried out by the two frustules separating and each generating a new frustule, a phase during which they may be parasitized by the gachapede. But because the new frustule is always smaller than the old one, like the lid and body of a box, eventually one lineage of giant diatoms is too small to safely carry out asexual reproduction. These tiny ones will finally give up and reproduce sexually by releasing sperm and eggs that will join to create new larvae and maximum-size giant diatoms. The parasitic gachapede has a relatively low impact on a large healthy giant diatom, as it lays dormant until the frustules split, surviving off the "bloodstream" of unicellular algae.

Scuds have used the unique properties of these two organisms in combination with their civilization's advanced biotech to create a collectable toy; twisting the basic bodyplan of the gachapede into thousands of variations of "funny little guys." The wild diatom has been modified into a "gachapod," which is far more spacious and transparent than its wild counterpart. To obtain the toy, you crack open the two frustles and recycle the gachapod (which will now grow into two new pods). However, once removed from its food source, the gachapede typically only lives a couple days at most. At the end of its life, its cuticle calcifies and makes them into a rigid figurine. Scuds who are really into the gachapede scene will pose their gachapede into a desirable pose like a insect collector pinning a bug.

Anyways, if you want to read about even more strange, horrifying, and fascinating intersections of biology and pop culture, check out Almost Real: A Speculative Biology Zine. We've also got a big thick book of the previous issues with different themes, including Mythology, Biotechnology, Aquatics, and Flight.

cherabby-arts

whatever. go, my creature.

leeline

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

sailermoon

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

sailermoon