18+ Sillies

this is for the shitposts too embarrassing to go on my main blog. you have been warned 👍

[hustlerose]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[radio-jupotter]

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

[were--ralph]

imagine if werewolf knots were square

[were--ralph]

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

[were--ralph]

[reliand]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231]

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

[blujaynoodles]