Jayvik’s Jansport

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[bipirate]

not to make everything about zosan these days but i just know this would make zoro rock hard

[kaffkanya]

points and laughs

[parcai]

fixed it.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

One must imagine post stairwell kiss Shane floating back up the stairs, still glowing with a first time anal sex orgasmic haze, opening the door to his apartment. And when he gets to his bedroom he fully intends to strip his bed of his messy sheets - he really does!! But when he picks up his pillow, he catches a whiff of Rozanov's douchey fuck boy cologne and deodorant combo that Shane is now and forever going to associate with getting fucked, and he's gonna collapse face first back onto his messy bed, the bed they made a mess of together, and he's gonna hump his still sensitive dick against the mattress while huffing the smell of Rozanov Rozanov Rozanov, and he's gonna come to the memory of getting fucked face down just like this and his whole body is gonna feel all achy and trembly and so deliciously spent. And it's gross and maybe a little ridiculous but it's also gonna occur to Shane that a giddy, dreamy smile has been plastered on his face the whole time.

And while he's changing his sheets, he's going to be shyly composing his next text to Rozanov in his head. He won't send it too soon, obviously - he's heard what the guys in the locker room say about the girls they hookup with who text the next day - he doesn't want to seem needy but, well... Tonight was just so good. Surely Rozanov wants to do it again, too

[queen-of-andor]

How Zoro talks in front of Sanji:

How he praises him when he's not present:

I wish one day Sanji will find out how much Zoro believes in him.

[rainbow-femme]

“Shane fuck Shane help we fucked up, we lost Ilya, I swear he was here one second ago and now-“

“Haas, where are you right now?”

“The club by the hotel.”

“And he’s not in the bathroom?”

“No.”

“Not on the roof?”

“No.”

“Not trying to access any of the dancers poles?”

“What? Why would- Oh, Troy says no.”

“Is he hanging out with drunk girls in the women’s bathroom?”

“Umm, one sec. Harris, can you ask her if Ilya is in there? … Harris says no.”

“Ok. What were you talking about before he disappeared?”

“We were trying to figure out where to eat.”

“Did anyone bring up sushi?”

“He didn’t say he wanted-“

“Just answer the question.”

“Uh yeah, someone suggested it, but he said he wanted-“

“He’s at the pier.”

“What?”

“He got bored, sushi put fish on his brain, which made him think about water, and he likes going to piers, and the hotel is walking distance from a boardwalk by the water. He’s there, most likely trying to look at fish going under the dock.”

“… How do you know that?”

“Do you have any ideas how many times I have gotten this exact phone call? He’s easier to catch if you bait him with mozzarella sticks but make sure he knows he only gets them if he comes quietly. If you let him negotiate he will take the sticks and run. Cliff always fell for that.”

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[o0kawaii0o]

In the crows nest probably

[hidanvevo-blog]

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom

[meowingenthusiast]

wow the council really splurged on the good champagne this time huh

[ironized]

@linta_610

[segamascott]

[softgnome]

Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.

[o0kawaii0o]

Smooch!

[mymansmoon]

imagining shane hanging out with his parents and while he's away from his phone doing something with his dad a call comes in. yuna sees this and goes, "shane, someone's calling you!"

and shane says, "who is it?"

"lily!"

"oh." shane immediately sets aside what he's doing and walks over, saying to his mom, "that's ilya."

yuna looks at him in confusion as he picks up his phone. "why is ilya saved as 'lily' in your phone?"

and shane looks at her, away, shrugs as if it's obvious and simply says, "I can't have ilya rozanov saved on my phone, mom" before answering the call with a, "hey, baby" and walking away.

leaving yuna (and david) standing shocked and, once again, shaken at how little they knew about their son and the layers of concealment he's had to operate under for years just to love who he loves.

[actuallysara]

From the Heated Rivalry Soundtrack Vinyl

[thisfeebleheart]

#he contains multitudes