《Janus Simp Of The Highest Degree》

Elliott | he/him | in love with classy snek man | gayyyy (well bi but)

[free-egg-voucher]

corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

[tora-the-cat]

List of candidates for Prince Philip's death:

-little Nas harnessed the power of recent hate from Montreo and decided to give the gays another win on his birthday

-Taylor Swift's new album gave him a heart attack. Insert destiel/Putin joke

-was not as Pro-Life as we have been lead to believe

-an unnamed British vigilante killed him yesterday to celebrate the anniversary of Margret Thatcher's death, but the royal family refused to acknowledge it for a day out of British pettiness

-god was formally apologizing to Megan

-Henry commissioned John Mulaney

-princess diana FINALLY bullied God into killing him

-a particularly strong breeze came by and scattered him to the wind

-the queen wanted an excuse to wear black for once

-tried to clone himself to prove himself as the alpha Palpatine kin

-got cocky and tried to listen to one of those 'songs that would kill prince Philip on sight' playlists

-sneezed a little too hard. Or at all.

finally finally FINALLY deemed Too Racist/Sexist/Homophobic To Live, amen

-batteries died

-a bold rouge reporter lied about him being dead, and the Royals took the opportunity to kill him off for real

-one of the other royal parasites took his last sliver of life force for themself

-yahoo answers was the only thing he had to live for and he couldn't handle it shutting down. Insert second destiel/Putin joke.

[radiofreddie]

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

[l0uvie-deactivated20191019]

So I read the book, and almost everytime Jim gave/made Freddie a gift, Freddie would always show it off and say “My husband got me those!” or “My husband made that for me!” It’s so sweet, especially for this one part when they first started dating:

[viroqu]

yeah?

[janussupremacy]

I challenge your rank of "Simp"

I claim to be of the highest degree 👀

I hope you can compromise, because I am definitely not giving up my hard-earned title! Do you know how much philosophical theory I had to read to get here? /j

[marbarwantsbacon]

💛DEMUS GANG HOW WE FEELIN'? 💚

[dramaticsnakes]

Visit Original Link

Find Remus here

Find Virgil here

[averykedavra]

oh, so when patton says he’s the parent he’s “the same age as you,” but when u wanna go ok boomer, he’s an “old man”? ok virgil i see how it is

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

Sanders Sides really said “angst arc? No. Captalism arc? yes”

[pansyfemme]

i hate when ppl mock “gsa kids” and “baby gays” bc,, like i would literally do anything to go through the early stages of discovery again. Back when i just got so excited at the idea of anything with rainbows, and was excitily telling everyone that i was going by a new name and buying pronoun pins by the handful. And then i found internet discouse and immediatly decided to stop being so gay bc if i did- i would be mocked. i literally hate u all so much for acting like being new to the community and genunily excited is something bad or cringy. Theres literally nothing wrong with a teenager identifying with sixty labels and talking loudly. You know what happens if they realize they’re not ace, or nonbinary, or whatever else you think is fake? then they realize that they’re not that- and if you chose to support them- they also have a lot of good memories of their experiences in lgbt spaces. It’s literally that easy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let’s talk about the sarcasm switch aka /s

adding /s to the end of a statement is used in many online communities to denote sarcasm

this is useful to people who have trouble reading the tone of a statement without verbal indicators

this especially helps include neurodiverse folks in the conversation! 

this type of slang is based on HTML syntax, and there’s more:

/s  -  sarcastic

/j  -  joking

/srs  -  serious

/hj  -  half joking

and more besides! like emojis, html tone indicators provide important context & clarification to written communication. you can include a wider audience by using them, and autistic readers like me will really appreciate it /srs

if you already use tone indicators, which are your favorites?

[bowandharrow]

tired gays who could almost ace all their work but won’t because they procrastinate a lot and end up not doing that much because they’re scared of failing at things they put effort into because they were made to feel like if they weren’t automatically great at something then they weren’t good enough be like:

“y'all”

[long and well thought out statement] or not…it’s whatever, anywho-

*frantically looks for something to be good at because they aren’t as good at school stuff anymore*

constantly calls themselves a dumbass

needs validation they no longer get from getting good grades

[reddstardust]

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

Hey guys go get checked for ADHD

[transromansanders]

That’s funny because my therapist said the exact same thing

[patt-off]

this post is a mood

[madiesunny]

WHAT REMAINS OF UNUS ANNUS

THE ULTIMATE OUT OF CONTEXT COMPILATION

[janussupremacy]

HATS OFF TO FANFIC AUTHORS FOR EXISTING. YOU'RE MAKING FREE CONTENT AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR TIME JUST TO RECEIVE KUDOS FROM FELLOW NERDS! YOU ARE UNDERAPPRECIATED!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

[janussupremacy]

Eefin <3

[starlocked01]

You know what I would like to see?

Chubby Janus fanart.

I get it. Snakes are "skinny" and people think he's related to self care. But look at these chonky boys and tell me Janus can't be fat too.

[janussupremacy]

There seems to be a gap in the market, sound the alarms

[limitededitionsanderssidesblog]

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Janus, internally: y’all are fucked

[janussupremacy]

Really feeling this one today

[astraltrain]

h...hey g-guys... the... the unus annus v-video sure is.... sure is late today......

[janussupremacy]

*cries in emotionally attatched to the remains of a ticking time bomb*