jacob crows

he/him | reluctant creative & good things lover extraordinaire 

[earthtodes]

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride from some stretchy and sleepy cats <3

[taran-wood-beast]

A list of plausible titles for Doctor Who stories that don't exist:

1960s: "The Psychic Planet"

1970s (Pertwee): "The Atomic Wyrms"

1970s (Baker): "Dark Matter of Doom"

1980s: "Pazodius"

1990s (VNAs): "The Gravigoth Trilogy: Ruinous Paths"

1990s (EDAs): "Sunday in the Park With The Avignon Papacy"

2000s (Big Finish): "The Boiling Eye"

2000s (RTD): "Destiny of the Ultimate"

2010s (Moffat): "The Little Doctor Who Lived Down The TARDIS"

2010s (Big Finish): "The Revenge of Pazodius"

2010s (Chibnall): "Birthright of the Zatz-Kyzzyx"

2020s: "Boop"

[taran-wood-beast]

hellllll yeah

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[tategaminu]

[inkbi0tic]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[veryluckyclovers]

[ghoulodont]

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[mollyjames]

[beguilingcorpse]

[gauntletqueen]

[ticosanchezz]

ZEZTZ IMPACT

7 7 7

[maykitz]

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter