i'm a doctor

[craftbeerlibrary]

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

[pretzelsnake]

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

[asian]

went grocery shopping

[plants4]

Please don’t eat these dogs

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[guy]

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

[eviljovan]

[lipglosstwins]

[donatellavevo]

pray for sam smith

[neopiacentral]

[broimhereforthemusic]

this cat looks stoked as hell

[ludicrouscupcake]

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

[carbonatedmustard]

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

[aveypamyupamyu-deactivated20130]

[h-o-r-n-g-r-y]

I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

[internetgf]

but groceries

[anachronica-deactivated20140926]

if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

[zechv]

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

Bet you didn’t see that coming

[rasterizing]

[unclefather]

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

[tiniestshorts]

Bread knife

[the-hungry-wizard]

The french have grown more powerful. 

[tothejamjar-deactivated20160409]

DEATH HONHONHON

[azyomecha]

I’m watching you, baguette boy…

[jaredsuglyjeans]

Grimshaw has a few fans who are obsessed with him and they think they are clever so they came up with tomlinshaw. It's like forcing a square block into a circular hole. Be careful, though. They're internet-bitchy.

I am thoroughly amused, actually. 

Also, he kind of looks like a small rodent of some sort yeah?

[jaredsuglyjeans]

i really love you and your entire blog not just parts of it the entire blog and you

i love u 2

[jaredsuglyjeans]

Kelios will poison you if you keep following it on Twitter. I'm warning you.

ok