The Dark Side

I don't know what I'm doing with my life

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 18

(the series)

[favorite-aesthetic]

He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[moshidreams]

CHOKED

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[gif87a-com]

[louislumbarcurve]

[grungusdollar]

I had an epiphany

[whimsicalpersephone-deactivated]

when youre both its out of control

[twisteddelusion]

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[gothicprep]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

[yiffest]

covalent bonds

[catsbeaversandducks]

This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month

We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either. 

Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda

[jonsnowboard]

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

[rhube]

I love all three of them instantly.

[jaryastark]

I want kids now, just because this is so cute.

[oak23]

So you should convince yourself that they are sparking joy, and you should prioritize their status, because they are making your day, everyday. Then, gradually, you will start seeing some sparking joy concepts from those items.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

#a masterpiece

[stillslush]

Cabbage Merchant, the avatar is coming. Oh my god he has airpods in. He cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Davy Jones is honestly one of my favourite movie villains because he’s so Extra. He introduces himself by saying ‘Do you fear death?’ and he plays the spooky pipe organ with his tentacle beard while pining over lost love. He knows his aesthetic and he owns it.

[the-greatish-gatsby]

Forgot about pirates of the Caribbean and spent a solid minute tryna figure out when the ghost man asked spongebob if he fears death

[wildeuphoric-deactivated2021051]

boom crack the sound of my back

[sixpenceee]