*crying & throwing up*

jas • 21 • she/they

[sa2sugu]

🦋

[hanavbara]

squid game as anime 🦑 ○ △ □

[shinyapocrypha]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

[cruiserkashima-deactivated20220]

[ijaazat]

your honor you know how my client gets on sasuke saturdays

[lizardsister]

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

[his-shining-tears]

ma team

[2007xbox360-deactivated20210907]

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

[lesbianralzarek]

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[thebiscuiteternal]

My favorite from that thread:

[chiiquititamoved]

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

[dajo42]

yarr welcome to pirate mcdonalds

[dajo42]

i dont have anywhere to take this post so im opening it to the public

[fakehouseresident]

[dajo42]

i feel like a parent who just dropped their kid off for their first day at school but five minutes after i left i got a call from the teacher saying my six year old violated the geneva convention

[swarnpert]

very depressing that you just aren't allowed to own a racecar bed once you're an adult

[swarnpert]

life is not fair

[bravecrab]

Pitch: a muppet movie where the muppets play D&D, and it cuts between the muppets around the table and the fantasy being acted out, but instead of it just being the muppets dressed up in D&D fantasy costume, it's celebrity actors but the muppets do the voices, and the actors have to act how those muppets would. Imagine a barbarian played by Jason Momoa voiced by Miss Piggy.

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god