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weird stage of life where i’m old enough to know better and still dumb enough to repeat it

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

A 2025 update

oh ok

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

sometiktoksarevalid

importantpics

wholeheartedsuggestions

if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

primordialsoup314

For all my mutuals, this and a grilled cheese cut diagonal

cottoncandylesbo

otterjpg

yesterday this tiny cat started following me home, until we walked past a chinese takeaway, at which point she fell to the sirens call of shrimp fried rice

greenlabcoat

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

infinity-on-hiii

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

fiddlepickdouglas

pigeon-butch

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.