Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

mrrr⍴

[jasperthenewt]

ʏᴇᴇʜᴀᴡ

Neocities website WIP: jasthestar.neocities

ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ

🇪🇸🇲🇽

ʜᴇʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀsᴘᴇʀ

(ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ: ᴊᴀᴢ, ᴊᴀʏ, ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏᴍᴇɴᴛᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏᴍɪɴᴛ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀsᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ, ʏᴇs)) ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀsᴘᴇʀᴛ, ᴇxᴄʟᴜsɪᴠᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴇʟɪᴏ

ɪ ɢᴏ ʙʏ ʜᴇ /ʜɪᴍ. ᴍᴀsᴄ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ ɪs ᴍᴀsᴄᴜʟɪɴᴇ.

ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ!

ᥣіkᥱs

ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢʏ

ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ

ᴀɴᴀʟᴏɢ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ

ʜᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴsᴘɪʀᴀᴄɪᴇs (ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴀᴢɪᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀɪᴇs!!!)

ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ

ғᴏʀᴇɴsɪᴄs (ɪᴅᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ)

ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ

ғᴜɴᴋʏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴜɴᴋʏ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ

JJK

᥎іძᥱ᥆ gᥲmᥱs ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ

ғɴᴀғ

sʟɪᴍᴇ ʀᴀɴᴄʜᴇʀ

ʀᴏʙʟᴏx

m᥆᥎іᥱs

ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ

• ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ

• ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜɴɴᴇʟ

• ᴅᴏɴɴɪᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴏ

• ʜᴏsᴛ

• ᴀᴠᴀᴛᴀʀ

• sᴜᴄᴋᴇʀᴘᴜɴᴄʜ

• ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ / 2049

• ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ

• ᴍᴀᴛʀɪx

• ʟᴇɢɪᴏɴ

• ʀᴇᴄ

• ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ

• ᴘʀɪᴇsᴛ

• ᴋᴜɴɢ ғᴜ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ (1 & 2)

mᥙsіᥴ

• ɴɪʀᴠᴀɴᴀ

• ᴀʀᴄᴛɪᴄ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏs

• ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄᴀ

• ʀᴀᴍᴍsᴛᴇɪɴ

• ᴍᴀ̊ɴᴇsᴋɪɴ

• ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇᴅ sᴇᴠᴇɴғᴏʟᴅ ♡

• ᴅᴇғᴛᴏɴᴇs

• ᴍᴏɴᴛᴇ ᴄᴀʀʟᴏ

і ᥆ᥕᥒ 𝗍ᥕ᥆ ᥴᥲ𝗍s ᥲᥒძ ᥆ᥒᥱ '𝗍іsm

OfFiCiAl GrEmLiNs

@gothic-cowboy38 Another cool bro (gay af)

@noelgallagh3r cool gremlin

@jugglesthejorker Judalyn (way too funny)

@decomposing-atm no explanation needed. Rowan the cursed mushroom/pos

@mackonfire 🦖

@el-hollow-gamer only Spanish moot 🐞

@sam-yow I'd roast mushrooms with this guy he's cool

@moony-talks backrooms NERD (affectionate)

@secretlyvicfuentes still deciding what to write

@unholypsychic also deciding what to write here

#🦎 : Normal posts

#📸 : Suggestive posts

#🦖 : Angry posts

#🪱 : Vent posts

#🐞 : Spanish posts

# 👻: Elio boy @noelgallagh3r

#🚰 : Sam the sink @sam-yow (this one is a faucet cause @loud--sink makes me think of you as a sink now)

#💿: Cyan/Nico @cryst4lr0s3s

#🍓: ʙᴇʀʀɪ! @strawberri-bomb-bombz

Blinkies by @blinkees

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[homunculus-argument]

"This book delves into the deep savage darkness of the human soul, and how the inherent evil of humanity is always lurking beneath just a thin veneer of civilisation."

Is it inherently human, or are they just rich british dipshits?

They don't understand.

I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is inherently human and what is rich british dipshit behaviour.

They laugh and say "it's a good book sir"

Look inside. The characters are all rich british dipshits.

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[dracula61]

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[homunculus-argument]

I feel weird for pre-emptively clarifying this but I also kind of feel like I should: whenever I call random peoples' kids goblins or gremlins, it's

100% intended as affectionate. To be gremlin is to be human. Everyone goes into goblin mode sometimes and most kids are simply in it 24/7 and that's awesome.

By no means a racist thing. Kids of every single colour, creed and cultural background are equally goblin. I've called more white kids goblins than you've ever seen.

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[byjove]

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[jasperthenewt]

🐶🐺🐶🐺🐶🐶🐺🐶🐶🐺🐺🐶🐺🐶🐺🐶🐺🐶bowwowwow

Arrf bowowowow arrf 🐶🐶🐶

[jasperthenewt]

Fuck ai!!!!!!!!!!

YESSIR!!!!!

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[onyx44413]

I love being an absolute bitch to people in common sections that are bullying others like who let this Chihuahua off its leash 😂

and then they double down and start making no sense because I clocked them!!

like if you think it’s ok to make fun of a seven year old just having fun on the Internet you’re genuinely a horrible stupid person that has nothing better to do with their life than to be horrible to others!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[blackfilmmakers]

Anyways-