javi vs earth

javi they/them 25

[javituesday]

Im on Blue Bly

[ewaneneollav]

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

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[depsidase]

[mayothompson]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

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Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[museeeuuuum]

Did you know they're removing all librarians from federal prisons in Canada

[museeeuuuum]

Read more:

Correctional service cutting librarians at federal prisons, in move criticized by advocates | CBC News

The Correctional Service of Canada is finalizing plans to cut all prison librarian positions at federal institutions, in a move that advocat

There is an open letter that you can sign here if you're a resident of Canada:

Open Letter - CSC Elimination of Librarians & CEGEP Education

Book Clubs for Inmates 400-192 Spadina Avenue Toronto, Ontario M5T 2C2 OPEN LETTER The Honourable Gary Anandasangaree, Minister of Public Sa

[awishturnedwell]

@teaboot

[isuggestlandback]

Indigenous people make up 1/3 of the prison population of Canada, and HALF the population of women's prisons, despite making up only 5% of the population.

[official-library-posts]

official EXTREMELY IMPORTANT library post

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

[gsirvitor]

[ned8-back-again]

Welcome back forgetting to sanitize html/limiting special characters in usernames. We've missed you since the New World mmo fiasco.

[grimelords]

new genres for 2015

MySpace Emo Revival Recorded In 96kbps On Pupose Barbershop Skramz Free Time Drone Rap (Sunn 0)) meets Death Grips? Maybe under a bridge somewhere?) Glass Swords by Rustie meets the Inception Soundtrack Twee Doo-Wop Purity Ring But With Layers And Layers Of Acoustic Guitars Disco Again Big Band Swing Screamo American Grime

[thatsbelievable]

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

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