[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[jay-catsby]

more fool me to think that i ever had a future here

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[jay-catsby]

man whats it gonna take for me to get fired from this job 😭 im scraping the bottom of the barrel here in terms of malfeasance

[maelwife]

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

[jay-catsby]

blocking everyone in every tag ever

[jay-catsby]

not joking btw. i just checked and i have over 400 accounts blocked

[jay-catsby]

sometimes i like to play a fun game where i scroll way down in my blocklist and look through blogs at random to try to remember what they did to draw my ire

[jay-catsby]

blocking everyone in every tag ever

[jay-catsby]

not joking btw. i just checked and i have over 400 accounts blocked

[jay-catsby]

blocking everyone in every tag ever

[goosey-hnz]

Obligatory “don’t lose your head” quote.

Shades version below

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[r4pira]

[jay-catsby]

save me guy from a tv show that's not good

[jellopen]

tunnel vision

[jay-catsby]

save me guy from a tv show that's not good

[eseninkit-blog]

your one and only shadow