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they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically
watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/
QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it
just saw a video of a guy who microwaved the spamton plush and his nose caught on fire like a birthday candle
the original video if you're curious...
girl you dont deserve to have him
i know this could have started a fire at her workplace but you have to admit this image has a godlike aura
ALRIGHT i think this post needs a. little explanation.
it was 2 am, i was on my lunch break, and i wasn't particularly hungry or, well, that awake at all... i work 3rd shift at a grocery store, stocking shelves and that kind of shit
we have a microwave at work and i put him in the microwave as a bit because i thought it would make for a funny image
and i thought, "hmm if i took the voice box out, there wouldn't be any metal or electronics, so it should be fine just for a funny vid where he spins around and maybe smokes a little"
THAT'S WHERE I WAS WRONG. because there's METAL in the NOSE so you can bend it however you'd like! i didn't really think of that. so he SPARKED AND LIT ON FIRE.
horrible idea overall but i mean i did it for internet points so i guess i got what i asked for???
i just fucked the great pyramid of giza
egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually
they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away
i tried drawing this iconic post 😊
looks great!
FUCK YOU???
have you guys seen this guy haunted daily by randomly placed white rugs on dream islands yet
he’s started posting daily rug sighting updates now
update: apparently he’s not the only one
(notice the timestamp on that photo was from march)
it doesn’t seem to happen to everyone
not even funny how true this is for me
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
the song is also on bandcamp for pwyw
the story behind the song is also very good
last year we needed new songs so in the style of the who's "a quick one" album where all the members wrote at least a couple songs each, we decided to challenge ourselves and each write a song to present to the band. alan wrote "how lucky am i?" emerson wrote "oxycontin" and matt wrote a yet-unreleased tune called "quarter two" our drummer casey, put it off til the last minute. on the day the song was due, with two hours left, he woke up in a panic, smoked a bowl, and presented us "Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog" by plunking each note out on a piano with his index finger. it turned into a full polka-rock-nu-metal-1960's-British-car-chase-Queen-esque-mini-opera.
okay but this band's whole repertoire is fire, let me introduce to a couple non-meme songs:
NOW we're talking
Another one to see it eat
probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
literally
to escalate this, react with multiple versions of the same emote because nine different servers all have it available:
it’s been ten years
its been 12 years
13 years
14 years
15 years
16 years
Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17
18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries
Happy pride month to whatever the fuck is going on between Markiplier and Ryan Gosling
My epicsauce based atheist kids don't like moses waste half an hour of your life in finding out why
if your kids don't think enslaved people have the right to fight back using the power of god against their enslavers and read it as villianous behavior then you have shitty kids. Start over
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Happy Pride