hi im tired

im here to send my husband memes

[0fficelady]

Collection

[drayue42]

Maybe the sweater curse only applies if you make it too perfectly. The fairies steal them! Make your boy/girlfriends imperfect sweaters!

[quakerjoe]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[foone]

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

[incorrect-the-pitt]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[thememedaddy]

[beardedmrbean]

[returningagainstmywill]

Thank you raccoon ravioli

[memewhore]

[kineticallyanywhere]

[no-one-offical]

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[zubatts]

the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him

[haunted-skitty-doll]

TRUE! Just know that the only reason you've never seen me do this is because I'm nice :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]