Stay still, maybe Sokol sing to you.

Jay. 30. Marvel, Payday 2, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bill Skarsgard.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[vampirezogar]

Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

[puyopuyo]

how can i get amnesia on purpose, got linked a vtuber rapping like shit in the group chat yesterday and i want to forget

[puyopuyo]

on sale too, thank you for my life

[minecraft]

[canoncanidae]

[slunch]

tl;dr: all "algorithmically" pushed stuff on a newsfeed is mostly ads. nothing that's really surprising form this vulture article, but it is dismal and makes me grateful for one website where you only see things from people you follow WITHOUT horrible short-form video content

[bitchking-of-angmar]

The Feed Is Fake

What if every viral song, movie, meme, influencer, and celebrity drama in recent memory was the result of a stealth marketing campaign?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260515113210/https://www.vulture.com/article/social-media-feeds-chaotic-good-projects-clipping.html

Have a paywall free link to the source!

[st4ngray]

“Expand your mind, Omori!”

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[aropride]

i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please

[stuff-that-irks-me]

[unalivejournal]

Reddit post: Hey I'm thinking about pursuing this career does anyone have any advice for my path?

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

[berlynn-wohl]

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[jibunbosh]

🪆 dollgirlthing-txt Follow

i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world

🦹 hero-boy Follow

Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man

🦖 jurassicjake Follow

I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world

🪖 gi-joker Follow

i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad

🪆 dollgirlthing-txt Follow

can you all make your own post

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Based on your likes

🪖 gi-joker Follow

okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?

[dragonanon]

Hades with Melinoë: “Oh my beautiful daughter, I never thought I would see you again!…I implore you to get out of here at once, but if you really insist on this fool’s errand, please at least take this boon and be safe.”

Hades with Zagreus: “How many times do I have to beat the shit out of your stupid ass before you FINALLY get it through your thickass skull that you CANNOT leave Tartarus?! Stars above, what did I ever do to deserve being cursed with having the biggest dumbfuck in existence for a son?!”

[superspecial-awesome]

Dead Mime Monday

[dogpuppy]

[jaycket]

As political as Tumblr can be, it's nice to take a "break" from politics hooooo boi