Jayda Rae

{💖She/Her/They/Them }  "The moment I stop living is the moment I stop believing that I can still make my life a bit better than yesterday."

[icedkappe]

Beidou: what the FUCK are you teaching our children 

kazuha: FWUCK!!! 

Beidou: NO

[gummymela]

bug hater vs bug eater

[gummymela]

more kazuscara

[humorstar]

[cerasus--flores]

xingyun nation i put our thoughts into words !!

[Photo IDs on the reblog !!]

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[amane-hanako-yugi]

Amane: I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up!

Tsuchigamori: oh that's nice, why is that?

Amane: because I need space away from my brother.

Tsukasa: *sitting in the back of the classroom* bold of you to assume I won't find you out there.

[xhieru]

That time when cliff walked in @ the end of step 3 🚶🚶💨

[jaydabear]

A calming and beautiful song about Sam's role in Tommy's life written by Amaya Pluto.

Hey mcytblr, let’s cry together shall we?

This song got recommended to me just now and I just... I cried man. This hurts. I fell into the abyss listening to this song. Cry with me.

Edit: It’s playing on loop now ;-;

[quaranmine]

hey does anyone else remember how after the lost city of mizu we were all worried because they implied tommy died young

[jaydabear]

fuCKING DIDN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT-

*CRIES INTO THE VOID*

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[ultimatebottom69]

Fish.

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[clavicusvilemoved]

liketheleaveschangeincolours

Remember when we made these.

[thecrimiinal-deactivated2016112]

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

[schmoopernatural-deactivated201]

omg the recipe

[w-ackattack]

ive been searching for this for seven years

finally

finally its here

[w-ackattack]

Okay so its amazing but also guys,, pls,,,,, dont take the part abt the chocolate chips srsly, like, three tablespoons at most,,,,

[starofroselight]

I like to think all the adults (minus Jack and Nihachu) are so soft for C!Tommy now, specifically the mercs

He passes Punz on the prime path, Punz asks the big man if he needs anything ("Drugs and money!") then gives him a candy.

Ponk offering training lessons to Tommy, brushing him up on his form. When Tommy inevitably flinches, they pet cats until he's calm again. Tommy claims he was always calm. He pets the cats anyway.

C!Tommy getting love and recovery time even while the world breaks around him

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

[mintykin]

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[kya-kawaii]

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[julie-the-memedealer]

Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE

[dozywallflower]

Stay safe, guys!

[yourethebestthingiveseen]

IMPORTANT!!

[literally-logicality-trash]

Stay safe kiddos

[warmmilku]

Just letting you know my lovelies, stay safe!

[alominitrix]

Hey kids, stay safe!!!

[cassie-afton]

Stay safe y'all!!

[cheerysuery-moved]

Don’t scroll past.

[fnaffandom]

If any of my followers are one of the following then unfollow me right now

[jaydabear]

/roleplay 

Bruh if Phil ends up fathering Ranboo, I’m gonna have a field day on writing headcanons where Ranboo reminds Phil of his son (Wilbur). I don’t know how it’ll fit but I’ll try to make it fit anyway-

[jaydabear]

WELP

HE DID

TimE tO wRiTe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Villain: Dude, what about Frank?!

Hero: … who?

Villain: Frank! Franklin Jones! Wears my henchmen’s uniform, had the key to my door, GOT MURDERED BY SOME ASSHOLE TWO WEEKS BEFORE HIS KID’S BALLET RECITAL?!

Hero: … you know your henchmen’s names?

Villlain: OF COURSE I DO! I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY! THEY’RE MY FRIENDS! What, you thought I just went to the fucking minion store and bought three hundred assistants?! People don’t work for evil overlords unless they really like the evil overlord!

Hero: Well, I mean, I though henchmen were just kinda… there?

Villain: … you thought Frank. Whom I entrusted with the key to my personal chamber. Who I named the godfather of my children. Was just. There.

Hero: YOU HAVE KIDS?!

Villain: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! WE’VE BEEEN NEMESI FOR DECADES!

Hero: WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE I WANT DEAD!

Villain: HOW AM I THE VILLAIN HERE?!