flamtail

hi my name is frosty and i post things usually homestuck, warriors, marvel, and gay stuff

[ghostmoor]

A comic about people and anxiety

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

[0bviouslyashley]

i feel you 

[v0nlaust-deactivated20130317]

we all feel you 

[bisexualbombshell-deactivated20]

why are so many people touching me

[smudgge]

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

[scornandivory-deactivated201908]

baby: d… d…

iron bull: dragon? are you trying to say dragon?

baby: daddy!

iron bull: don’t worry, we’ll work on it.

[chaoscontrolled123]

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Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

[darqueloaf]

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

[afniel]

The 600 year old butt song from Hell is back on my dash! Happy day!

[feliscorvus]

HEEEE.

[shakespork]

Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

!?!?!?

[chumsly]

if u remember when my user was juicy-fruity-punch-smooth, hinkleberry-babies, or spoopy-scare, then ur a tru 90s kid

[piketooth-deactivated20151108]

do u remember when mine was trickstermuffin/chicken-nuggette

[jayfeatherseyebrows-blog]

I remember when you were bluewing123 (:

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

[pardonmewhileipanic]

ok but this seems adorable to me

like kids at lunch

[ruthbadergirsberg]

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

[atomic-selflove]

This is how the world should run

[boxheadpaint]

cat chart

[jayfeatherseyebrows-blog]

DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND READ THE TEMERAIRE SERIES

[mitsurusasayama-deactivated2015]

"i want an anime with a canonically disabled character"

"i want an anime with a canonically bisexual character"

"i want an anime with a strong, well developed female lead"

"i want an anime with an asexual character"

"i want an anime with a canon lesbian couple"

"i want anime where the protagonist isn’t necessarily the hero"

"i want an anime-"

"what anime should i watch?"

"give me an anime rec!"

[jayfeatherseyebrows-blog]

when youre typing but your finger slips and you write 3 instead of e

[vh1]

[avamaa-deactivated20150405]

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

[jayfeatherseyebrows-blog]

fanon jade: dainty little flower puppy, cries about dead daves, floats and looks pretty w/ some planets

canon jade: crack shot, survivalist, expert gardener, teenage physicist, capable of atomizing you with her brain but is a super nice person, doesn't put up with anyone's shit, won't let people push her around.

fanon roxy: drunk, wants to bang everyone

canon roxy: leet haxor, respects dirk's sexuality and doesn't hit on him, recognizes she has a drinking problem and quits cold turkey and doesn't touch the stuff again, used her powers to feed carapacian refugees and stray cats

fanon jane: irritating, boring, who cares, gets in the way of my yaois

canon jane: headstrong, stubborn, courageous, works through her emotional hangups.

fanon rose: ultra classy supermodel lesbian who talks like a dictionary with diarrhea.

canon rose: endured a parent with alcoholism, fought legions of monsters with nothing but knitting needles and her bare hands, cowgirled a fucking bomb into the center of the multiverse, silly sense of humor, also overcomes alcoholism, never gives up no matter what.

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

if i ever misgender you:

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them

spray me with cold water

[hyroid]

Agent 121 reporting for duty

[hyroid]

SO

I 

HEARD ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

[micdotcom]

32 stunning photos from the massive Ferguson walkouts across the country today