Caffeine is Tasty

Stuff i find hilarious at 3 in the morning. Enjoy...

[towerofglass]

[towerofglass]

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[toskarin]

now I don't think a therapist would "vibe with it" per se but there's nothing cooler than being able to experience all things with the intensity of agony. you've gotta be wilful and present about it though. you gotta say, today I will experience appreciation for the cold air coming off the snow, but with the intensity of agony, and then you do it

[toskarin]

absolutely knuckle down and get things done but don't forget to slam the brakes and let life sink some wire through your nailbeds every now and again. get some absolute awareness going, especially of things you don't necessarily care about or usually want to be aware of

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[littlecofiegirl]

This. Imagine the face of the guy when you return with a charred skull and put it on the bar. "Found him."

"What else did you hear?"

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

[whimsical-catacombs]

why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can never have the same child twice. How many loops does it take a grieving time traveller to accept that.

[targetedknowledge]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Press X To Break Out

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

[arrantknave]

some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist​ and @moderndayathena​):

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

[thegirlinthetardisat221b]

THIS!! THIS SCENE!!

Everyday I come across people who say ‘oh he was a procrastinator, oh he could have killed his uncle at anytime why didn’t he’

And everyone who says that is Missing. The. Point.

[sexymixedkid-deactivated2012071]

you are the weakest twink goodbye

[spacecowboy3039]

[brucebocchi]

colorblind pride flag just dropped

[antpilled]

[thememedaddy]

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[thememedaddy]

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying