Nice Jewish Girl ™

"In order to be irreplaceable, one must first be different" - Coco Chanel. My name is Jamie, I live in Zimbabwe... Weird right? 18 years old. Slytherin. Friends, B99, and HIMYM all the way. Writer, Dancer (quite seriously a ballerina), somehow a sciencer too (jk, used to be an aspiring MD - I'm the Nice Jewish Doctor ™ that you bring home to mom - currently open to the entire world of science and totally up for an extended conversation on the intricacies of that). Best friend is equus-swift, so, like, follow her?

[goatanarchy69-deactivated202012]

I spent 3 hours on this

[kylostantrums]

[iraffiruse]

[gracegisela]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

[norvicensiandoran]

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

[kyoya18]

They just loved messing with people. And I love them for that. They trolled before trolling existed.

[influentshadow]

Trolling has always existed… We just didn’t always call it trolling….

[carrieosity]

Oh my god.

You guys. This picture book that just came in.

It’s an adorable story about a little “narwhal,” living with a narwhal family under the sea, but take a closer look.

Over the following pages, Kelp struggles to fit in. Kelp is different in so many ways; nothing ever feels fully right. Eventually, by pure chance, Kelp happens to get blown off by a stray ocean current and winds up on the ocean surface, where a remarkable discovery is made. 

Um. Wow.

And despite their nervousness…

Hurray! And then the question:

I’m dead. This book killed me. So much perfectness was never to be survived. Kelp, I love you.

(And you, too.)

And yes, I realize that it could just be a lovely story about a narwhal, not a metaphor for anything bigger, but isn’t that the beauty of all the best sorts of books?

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Book made me cry before tea. <3

[ohbellamy]

She is the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no doubt…

happy bday, marcella! @briennister

[notdavidfincher]

[parmachkais-archive]

new alignment chart that god shoved into my brain right before I passed out from my cold meds

[tswiftnz]

Troye Sivan talking about performing ‘My, My, My!’ on the rep tour on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[farmfreshmemes]

[sexybritishllama]

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

[sexybritishllama]

[swarnpert]

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

[jayhansom]

@equus-swift whheezing

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[loveysapphic]

wait

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[loveysapphic]

for my bi gals:

Tiddies

[jayhansom]

A Very Pippa Aesthetic shoot

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[lynati]

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own? 

[thebibliosphere]

Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.

Amazing.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[elbeeaz]

Project Unbreakable: 27 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them.