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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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we're not kids anymore.

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@jayhansom
I spent 3 hours on this
“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”
The Beatles did not have a fuck to give
I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.
They just loved messing with people. And I love them for that. They trolled before trolling existed.
Trolling has always existed… We just didn’t always call it trolling….
Oh my god.
You guys. This picture book that just came in.
It’s an adorable story about a little “narwhal,” living with a narwhal family under the sea, but take a closer look.
Over the following pages, Kelp struggles to fit in. Kelp is different in so many ways; nothing ever feels fully right. Eventually, by pure chance, Kelp happens to get blown off by a stray ocean current and winds up on the ocean surface, where a remarkable discovery is made.
Um. Wow.
And despite their nervousness…
Hurray! And then the question:
I’m dead. This book killed me. So much perfectness was never to be survived. Kelp, I love you.
(And you, too.)
And yes, I realize that it could just be a lovely story about a narwhal, not a metaphor for anything bigger, but isn’t that the beauty of all the best sorts of books?
Book made me cry before tea. <3
She is the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no doubt…
happy bday, marcella! @briennister
new alignment chart that god shoved into my brain right before I passed out from my cold meds
Troye Sivan talking about performing ‘My, My, My!’ on the rep tour on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life
british ppl be like……today is chewsday
@equus-swift whheezing
Tiddies
wait
Tiddies
for my bi gals:
Tiddies
A Very Pippa Aesthetic shoot
if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
I’m literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!
How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own?
Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.
Amazing.
Project Unbreakable: 27 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them.