Best church sign of the week.
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Best church sign of the week.
My sister missed the trash can when throwing away the sticker from her hairspray. I came out of the bathroom and my cousin asked how I was. I made distraught face and said "I think I broke the toilet." They said "Um. What???" And I go "I didn't follow the instructions on the toilet. I didn't shake well before use!!" My cousin went in the bathroom and made the sticker centered.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
one of the reasons mental illness sucks so fucking much is because people around you can literally tell you again and again that they love you, that they think you’re cool and funny, that they support you in every way, that you’re talented or intelligent, and no matter how many times they say it you’ll always cringe and shake your head and say “no, no i’m not, really” but the SECOND someone says one bad thing about you, even just once. You believe it completely.
This is such a wonderful mlm movie scene. so pure. so wonderful.
Seriously this scene has it all. Non stereotypical and non sexualised mlm, a genuinely sweet proposal, and supportive friends. A+ Bad Neighbours 2
This is so pure
on a scale of ‘tuesday again’ dog to ‘this is fine’ dog how well are you dealing with your current circumstances
I stopped reading here like what does this mean
well you see this one time I saw a bunch of people got off a bus wearing “Down with Neurotypical” shirts and
story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”
My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.
I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.
My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now
That last one.
This is too good not to reblog.
The Murder In My Backyard
by reddit user Pippinacious
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There was no love at first sight, no stomach fluttering feeling of “This is the one!”, just the realization that this was the best my budget could get me. My realtor, already frustrated with how many times I’d said no to other places, watched anxiously over my shoulder as I signed the papers, as if she was afraid I’d back out at the last minute, and just like that, I was the less-than-proud owner of a decades old house and all the issues that came with it.
Still, I told myself as I was handed the keys, it was better than continuing to live with my all too recent ex-husband.
Keep reading
are you ready to suffer?
wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii
Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed
I've made a few Flipagrams of bae and me the past 8 months. We're cute af. Watch them c:
I got locked in the garage Snapchat: itsagifnotagif
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks
snnnnzzzzz
LEARN. THE. DIFFERENCE.
I’m not tryna be a douche or anything. I just want to understand. What’s the difference? Is it because Jolie is being respectful to the traditions of the culture by covering her hair in that group of people’s presence …but…not…using…their…culture as a costume. I just answered my own damn question lol.
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
My ankles never twist. I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running.
I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.
Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.
this is the cutest post i have ever read…
Reblog if you post anything that relate to the following
I’m moving across the state later this week, so I need to load up my queue. If you post anything relating to the following, I will check out your blog, queue some of your posts and if I like your blog, I’ll follow you.
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson/ HoO
Hamilton
Gilmore Girls
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Anything by Rainbow Rowell
Captain America
Avengers in general
Likes count only for bookmarking, but you never know; if I run out blogs to look at, I’ll look at likes. Happy reblogging :)
I just came to a 2 a.m. realization.
Gryffindor: I want to be.
Slytherin: I will be.
Ravenclaw: I could be.
Hufflepuff: I try to be.
That’s more accurate than most Hogwarts House quizzes. That’s not an exaggeration.