Jasmine

pee

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[m-beca]

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[jazzthelass]

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[hutch2much]

babble obliterates sophie in a single instance with her fuckign mind powers

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[daysofauldlangsyne]

@alessmargi

[maplebunie]

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[chronicallypuppy]

I cld be ur roomate who wears irresistibly too little around the house

[mon3trs]

some of you, i think

[dizzydaughter]

Good morningggg who else woke up craving disgusting immoral sex?

[bellanesthesia]