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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This whole thread is a masterpiece

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Edit: added source from YouTube.

Thanks lads! :3

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[weboftime]

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

[miiriya]

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

The male cheetah

Female cheetah

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[123iloveyoutoo]

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

[isa-ghost]

FLKSLDKDSLSFDJ

[ancientsumeriancurse]

I believe you have this inverted.  It’s the Gen-Z, Millennials and general snowflakes who NEED “Safe Spaces” and places to cower and cry and scream like a 3 year old brat who didn’t get what he most wanted for Christmas.  Some colleges have even reported having to use large rooms filled with baby cribs to placate the overly-sensitive college-age students and let them relax until they feel safe enough to leave.  Some of these kids stay all day there instead of going to classes.  This is fucking batshit insane!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Okay boomer

[fuckhugeoctopus]

Okay boomer

[janasaure]

Okay boomer

[eternal-fractal]

Get nae naed boomer

[arachnid-bastard]

THE ENEMY HAVE BEEN PLAYED

[eternal-fractal]

THEY DEACTIVATED BECAUSE OF ME

[khayyr]

i came. i saw. i left early

[lubricates]

analytical person with taste: this show is bad and boring

me, who had the lowest standards ever and is entertained by everything: idk man i liked it :^)

[kibumkim]

fun fact: "twink" is a term in world of warcraft. it means something totally different than the gay term.

im morbidly curious

[kitbulls]

i googled it and

[succulentbud]

[loqueesha]

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

[votee-for-pedro]

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

[loqueesha]

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

[loqueesha]

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

[navigaero]

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

[im-the-batmann]

[thickness-protection-program]

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

[loqueesha]

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

[thickness-protection-program]

[that-twink-over-there]

[c-bassmeow]

[timebattlemage]

I’m sorry can we go back to the 30 dollar serum? What are you scared he’s gonna steal your vaseline and your toothpaste too ?

[pankendev]

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

[laughconfetti]

how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes

[aestheticsandchill]

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[cloudfreed]

this is why you should 

1) wear shirts with prints

2) shop at a variety of different stores for clothes

[travalicious]

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

reblog to hex any and all men who have hurt you

[teenscoolest]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society: